Stand-up comedy listings. These line-ups are as accurate as we can make them, but things change, and it may be worth checking before you travel.
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It
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Date: Sat 21 Feb 2026
Venue: Salford Lowry
Price: £24.50
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Joz Norris: You Wait. Time Passes.
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Date: Fri 24 Apr 2026
Venue: Salford Lowry
Price: £15.00
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Scott Bennett: Blood Sugar Baby
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Date: Sun 5 Jul 2026
Venue: Salford Lowry
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Scott Bennett: Blood Sugar Baby
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Date: Thu 9 Jul 2026
Venue: Carlisle Old Fire Station Arts Centre
Price: £22.00
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Scott Bennett: Blood Sugar Baby
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Date: Fri 10 Jul 2026
Venue: Whitehaven Rosehill Theatre
Price: £22.00
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
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Date: Fri 18 Sep 2026
Venue: Chester Storyhouse
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Scott Bennett: Blood Sugar Baby
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Scott Bennett: Blood Sugar Baby
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Date: Fri 20 Nov 2026
Venue: Chorley Theatre
Price: £22.00
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Scott Bennett: Blood Sugar Baby
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Date: Sat 21 Nov 2026
Venue: Burnley Mechanics
Price: £24.00
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Scott Bennett: Blood Sugar Baby
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Date: Fri 27 Nov 2026
Venue: Kendal Brewery Arts Centre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Dan Nightingale, Justin Moorhouse, Phil Chapman, Scott Bennett
Date: Wed 17 Dec 2025
Venue: Liverpool Hot Water Comedy Club
Price: From £15.00
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Lucy Beaumont, Phil Wang, Sarah Keyworth, Simon Amstell
Date: Wed 17 Dec 2025
Venue: Liverpool Philharmonic Hall
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Aurie Styla's Christmas Crack-Up
Date: Thu 18 Dec 2025
Venue: Manchester O2 Ritz
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Comics: Andrew Mensah, Aurie Styla, Kane Brown
Plus: Raj Poojara, DJ X-Rated
Danny McLoughlin, Justin Moorhouse, Phil Chapman, Scott Bennett
Date: Thu 18 Dec 2025
Venue: Liverpool Hot Water Comedy Club
Price: From £15.00
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Josh Pugh, Lucy Beaumont, Maisie Adam, Sam Campbell
Date: Thu 18 Dec 2025
Venue: Manchester Albert Hall
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Josh Jones, Lou Conran, Simon Wozniak
Date: Thu 18 Dec 2025
Venue: Manchester Frog And Bucket
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Plus: Ashish Suri
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Chris Cairns, Jenny Hart, Mike Newall
Date: Fri 19 Dec 2025
Venue: Liverpool The Slaughter House
Price: £22.50
Danny McLoughlin, Freddy Quinne, Phil Chapman, Simon Wozniak
Date: Fri 19 Dec 2025
Venue: Liverpool Hot Water Comedy Club
Price: From £22.00
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 19 Dec 2025
Venue: Stockport Garrick Theatre
Price: £14.25
Plus: Lee Peart, Paul Hilleard, Jack Kelly
Show starts: 19:45 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hot Water’s Green Room Podcast Live
Date: Fri 19 Dec 2025
Venue: Liverpool Hot Water Comedy Club
Price: From £10.00
Comics: Jamie Hutchinson, Tony Carroll
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Josh Jones, Lou Conran, Simon Wozniak
Date: Fri 19 Dec 2025
Venue: Manchester Frog And Bucket
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Plus: Ashish Suri
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Anna Thomas, Kevin Precious, Pete Otway
Date: Fri 19 Dec 2025
Venue: Whitehaven Rosehill Theatre
Price: £18.00
Plus: Kieran Lawless
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Ryan Gleeson, Slim, Tom Taylor
Date: Fri 19 Dec 2025
Venue: Blackpool Comedy Station
Price: £19
Plus: Katie Tracey
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Chris Cairns, Duncan Oakley, Jenny Hart, Mike Newall
Date: Sat 20 Dec 2025
Venue: Liverpool The Slaughter House
Price: £22.50
Ryan Gleeson, Slim, Tom Taylor
Date: Sat 20 Dec 2025
Venue: Blackpool Comedy Station
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Plus: Katie Tracey
Josh Jones, Lou Conran, Simon Wozniak
Date: Sat 20 Dec 2025
Venue: Manchester Frog And Bucket
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Plus: Ashish Suri
Show starts: 16:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Danny McLoughlin, Freddy Quinne, Phil Chapman, Simon Wozniak
Date: Sat 20 Dec 2025
Venue: Liverpool Hot Water Comedy Club
Price: From £22.00
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Josh Jones, Lou Conran, Simon Wozniak
Date: Sat 20 Dec 2025
Venue: Manchester Frog And Bucket
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Plus: Ashish Suri
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 20 Dec 2025
Venue: Warrington St Oswalds Club
Price: £13.20
Plus: Stephen Dodd, Bobby Murdock
Show starts: 20:15 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 20 Dec 2025
Venue: Widnes Parklands Sports Club
Price: £13.20
Plus: Charlie Lewis, Bobby Murdock
Show starts: 20:15 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
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