Stand-up comedy listings. These line-ups are as accurate as we can make them, but things change, and it may be worth checking before you travel.
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It
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Date: Fri 17 Oct 2025
Venue: Kendal Brewery Arts Centre
Price: £23
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It
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Date: Sat 18 Oct 2025
Venue: Darwen Library Theatre
Price: £21.50
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It
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Date: Sat 21 Feb 2026
Venue: Salford Lowry
Price: £24.50
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Tue 16 Sep 2025
Venue: Chorley Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Date: Tue 16 Sep 2025
Venue: Manchester Frog And Bucket
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Date: Wed 17 Sep 2025
Venue: Carlisle Old Fire Station Arts Centre
Price: £24.42
Date: Wed 17 Sep 2025
Venue: Liverpool Hot Water Comedy Club
Price: £35
Two shows: 7pm and 9.30pm
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Open Mic Comedy Night
Date: Wed 17 Sep 2025
Venue: Liverpool Hot Water Comedy Club
Price: Free
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Rhys James: You’ll Like It When You Get There (Book Tour)
Date: Wed 17 Sep 2025
Venue: Manchester Fairfield Social Club
Price: £15.40
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 18 Sep 2025
Venue: Liverpool Hot Water Comedy Club
Price: £35
Two shows: 7pm and 9.30pm
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Andrew O'Neill, Jarred Christmas, Phil Chapman, Tom Taylor
Date: Thu 18 Sep 2025
Venue: Liverpool Hot Water Comedy Club
Price: Free
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Josh Jones: I Haven’t Won The Lottery So Here’s Another Tour Show
Date: Thu 18 Sep 2025
Venue: Carlisle Old Fire Station Arts Centre
Price: £16.65
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 18 Sep 2025
Venue: Burnley Mechanics
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Eric Idle: Always Look On the Bright Side of Life Live
Date: Thu 18 Sep 2025
Venue: Manchester Bridgewater Hall
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 18 Sep 2025
Venue: Manchester Frog And Bucket
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Plus: John Meagher,Dan Boerman,Jess Fuchs
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Michelle De Swarte: The Afters
Date: Fri 19 Sep 2025
Venue: Liverpool Royal Court Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Babatunde Aléshé: High Expectations
Date: Fri 19 Sep 2025
Venue: Manchester Academy
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Josh Jones: I Haven’t Won The Lottery So Here’s Another Tour Show
Date: Fri 19 Sep 2025
Venue: Chester Storyhouse
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Date: Fri 19 Sep 2025
Venue: Liverpool Hot Water Comedy Club
Price: £35
Two shows: 7pm and 9.30pm
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Andrew O'Neill, Jarred Christmas, Phil Chapman
Date: Fri 19 Sep 2025
Venue: Liverpool Hot Water Comedy Club
Price: From £18.00
Plus: Jess Fuchs
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 19 Sep 2025
Venue: Darwen Library Theatre
Price: £15
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Allyson June Smith, Michael Akadiri, Steve Shanyaski
Date: Fri 19 Sep 2025
Venue: Altrincham Garrick Playhouse
Price: £13.50
Manford's Comedy Club. Plus: Lucas Jefcoate
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hot Water’s Green Room Podcast Live
Date: Fri 19 Sep 2025
Venue: Liverpool Hot Water Comedy Club
Price: From £10.00
Comics: Jamie Hutchinson, Tony Carroll
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Alun Cochrane, Danny McLoughlin, Tadiwa Mahlunge
Date: Fri 19 Sep 2025
Venue: Manchester Frog And Bucket
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Plus: John Meagher
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 19 Sep 2025
Venue: Manchester AO Arena
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 20 Sep 2025
Venue: Liverpool Hot Water Comedy Club
Price: Free
Show starts: 13:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 20 Sep 2025
Venue: Liverpool Hot Water Comedy Club
Price: Free
Show starts: 16:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Andrew O'Neill, Jarred Christmas, Phil Chapman
Date: Sat 20 Sep 2025
Venue: Liverpool Hot Water Comedy Club
Price: From £18.00
Plus: Jess Fuchs
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Harry Hill: New Bits & Greatest Hits
Date: Sat 20 Sep 2025
Venue: Blackpool Grand
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Alfie Brown: Open Hearted Human Enquiry
Date: Sat 20 Sep 2025
Venue: Chester Storyhouse
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
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