Stand-up comedy listings. These line-ups are as accurate as we can make them, but things change, and it may be worth checking before you travel.
New Act Night
Date: Sun 10 May 2026
Venue: Liverpool Hot Water Comedy Club
Price: Free
Plus: Dane Frisby, Deage Paxton, Big Shaun, Bobby Jethro, Ben Robinson
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Jess Robinson: Elton Reimagined
Date: Sun 10 May 2026
Venue: Chorley Theatre
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Clinton Baptiste: Spectral Intercourse
Date: Sun 10 May 2026
Venue: Liverpool Philharmonic Hall
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Tom Rosenthal: Whatever People Say I Am, That's What I Am
Date: Sun 10 May 2026
Venue: Salford Lowry
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Kiell Smith-Bynoe & Friends: Kool Story Bro
Date: Tue 12 May 2026
Venue: Crewe Lyceum Theatre
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Simon Evans: Staring at the Sun
Date: Wed 13 May 2026
Venue: Carlisle Old Fire Station Arts Centre
Clinton Baptiste: Spectral Intercourse
Date: Wed 13 May 2026
Venue: Middleton Arena
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 14 May 2026
Venue: Liverpool Hot Water Comedy Club
Price: £20
Work in progress
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
3 Minutes Of Fame
Date: Thu 14 May 2026
Venue: Liverpool Hot Water Comedy Club
Price: Free
Comics: Connor Burns, Danny McLoughlin, Phil Chapman
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 14 May 2026
Venue: Chorley Theatre
Work in progress
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 14 May 2026
Venue: New Brighton Floral Pavilion
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Ayoade Bamgboye: Swings and Roundabouts
Date: Thu 14 May 2026
Venue: Manchester Fairfield Social Club
Price: £17.60
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 15 May 2026
Venue: Manchester O2 Apollo
Andrew O'Neill, Connor Burns, Phil Chapman, Rob Thomas
Date: Fri 15 May 2026
Venue: Liverpool Hot Water Comedy Club
Price: £18.00
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 15 May 2026
Venue: Kendal Brewery Arts Centre
Work in progress
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Manford's Comedy Club
Date: Fri 15 May 2026
Venue: Burnley Mechanics
Price: £12.50
Comics: Chris Washington, Nina Gilligan
Plus: Jacob Nussey, Dominic Hatton-Woods
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hot Water\'s Green Room Podcast Live
Date: Fri 15 May 2026
Venue: Liverpool Hot Water Comedy Club
Price: £15.00
Comics: Jamie Hutchinson, Tony Carroll
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Laughs At Lunch
Date: Sat 16 May 2026
Venue: Liverpool Hot Water Comedy Club
Price: Free
Comics: Connor Burns, Phil Chapman, Rob Thomas
Show starts: 13:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Andrew O'Neill, Phil Chapman, Rob Thomas
Date: Sat 16 May 2026
Venue: Liverpool Hot Water Comedy Club
Price: Free
Show starts: 16:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Eurovision Viewing Party + Queerovision Comedy
Date: Sat 16 May 2026
Venue: Liverpool Hot Water Comedy Club
Price: £12.00
Plus: Teena, Sara Tonin, Martin J Dixon, Selam L'Ethiopia, Sam Cook
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Andrew O'Neill, Connor Burns, Phil Chapman, Rob Thomas
Date: Sat 16 May 2026
Venue: Liverpool Hot Water Comedy Club
Price: £18.00
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sun 17 May 2026
Venue: Chester Storyhouse
Paul McCaffrey: What a Time to Be Alive
Date: Sun 17 May 2026
Venue: Salford Lowry
Gyles Brandreth: Can't Stop Talking
Date: Sun 17 May 2026
Venue: Salford Lowry
Show starts: 14:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
The Comedy Roast
Date: Sun 17 May 2026
Venue: Liverpool Hot Water Comedy Club
Price: Free
Plus: Callum Oakley, Marty Riley, Davy Rowlands, Rob Counsell, Tom Lewtas, Jack Palmer, Jay Gorman
Show starts: 17:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
New Act Night
Date: Sun 17 May 2026
Venue: Liverpool Hot Water Comedy Club
Price: Free
Comics: Phil Chapman, Sam Serrano
Plus: Jacob Kohn, Kate Robb, Felix Wightman, Jay Gorman
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sun 17 May 2026
Venue: Salford Lowry
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sun 17 May 2026
Venue: Salford Lowry
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Joe Tracini: Ten Things I Hate About Me
Date: Mon 18 May 2026
Venue: Salford Lowry
Jamie Hutchinson: Can My Mate Come? He's Sound
Date: Wed 20 May 2026
Venue: Blackpool Comedy Station
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