Stand-up comedy listings. These line-ups are as accurate as we can make them, but things change, and it may be worth checking before you travel.
Getting Triggy With It: Matt Parker Does the Maths
Date: Wed 11 Feb 2026
Venue: Crewe Lyceum Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Vittorio Angelone: You Can’t Say Nothing Any More
Date: Thu 12 Feb 2026
Venue: Manchester New Century
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
3 Minutes Of Fame
Date: Thu 12 Feb 2026
Venue: Liverpool Hot Water Comedy Club
Price: Free
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 12 Feb 2026
Venue: Blackburn Empire Theatre
Price: £14
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Barry Dodds, Danny Deegan, Josh Jones, Marty Gleeson
Date: Thu 12 Feb 2026
Venue: Manchester Frog And Bucket
Price: £12 to £16
Plus: Jake Steers
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Ross Noble: Cranium of Curiosities
Date: Thu 12 Feb 2026
Venue: Crewe Lyceum Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 13 Feb 2026
Venue: Chorley Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Vittorio Angelone: You Can’t Say Nothing Any More
Date: Fri 13 Feb 2026
Venue: Liverpool Philharmonic Hall
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Justin Moorhouse: The Greatest Performance of My Life
Date: Fri 13 Feb 2026
Venue: Liverpool Royal Court Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Andy Askins, Danny McLoughlin, Hayley Ellis
Date: Fri 13 Feb 2026
Venue: Liverpool Hot Water Comedy Club
Price: From £18.00
Plus: Kate Tracey
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Jason Manford: A Manford All Seasons
Date: Fri 13 Feb 2026
Venue: Stockport Plaza Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Barry Dodds, Danny Deegan, Josh Jones, Zoe Lyons
Date: Fri 13 Feb 2026
Venue: Manchester Frog And Bucket
Price: £18 to £21
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hot Water’s Green Room Podcast Live
Date: Fri 13 Feb 2026
Venue: Liverpool Hot Water Comedy Club
Price: From £15.00
Comics: Jamie Hutchinson, Tony Carroll
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Desiree Burch: The Golden Wrath
Date: Sat 14 Feb 2026
Venue: Liverpool Royal Court Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Andy Askins, Danny McLoughlin, Hayley Ellis
Date: Sat 14 Feb 2026
Venue: Liverpool Hot Water Comedy Club
Price: Free
Show starts: 13:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Barry Dodds, Jenny Collier, Josh Jones
Date: Sat 14 Feb 2026
Venue: Manchester Frog And Bucket
Price: £21 to £24
Plus: Jon Capewell. Two shows: 4pm and 8pm
Show starts: 16:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 14 Feb 2026
Venue: Liverpool Hot Water Comedy Club
Price: Free
Plus: Kate Tracey
Show starts: 16:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Andy Askins, Danny McLoughlin, Hayley Ellis
Date: Sat 14 Feb 2026
Venue: Liverpool Hot Water Comedy Club
Price: From £18.00
Plus: Kate Tracey
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Ross Noble: Cranium of Curiosities
Date: Sat 14 Feb 2026
Venue: Barrow-in-Furness The Forum
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
The Eternal Shame of Sue Perkins
Date: Sat 14 Feb 2026
Venue: Chester Storyhouse
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sun 15 Feb 2026
Venue: Salford Lowry
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Robin Morgan: Let’s Overshare!
Date: Sun 15 Feb 2026
Venue: Manchester Frog And Bucket
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Little Laughs
Date: Sun 15 Feb 2026
Venue: Liverpool Hot Water Comedy Club
Price: Free
Show starts: 13:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
The Comedy Roast
Date: Sun 15 Feb 2026
Venue: Liverpool Hot Water Comedy Club
Price: Free
Show starts: 17:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Ross Noble: Cranium of Curiosities
Date: Sun 15 Feb 2026
Venue: Lancaster Grand Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Ross Noble: Cranium of Curiosities
Date: Mon 16 Feb 2026
Venue: Lancaster Grand Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Beat the Frog
Date: Mon 16 Feb 2026
Venue: Manchester Frog And Bucket
Price: £5 to £8
New act challenge with pro MC Rob Mulholland
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Janine Harouni: This Is What You Waited For
Date: Tue 17 Feb 2026
Venue: Salford Lowry
Price: 19:30
Stuart Mitchell: Tips Not Included
Date: Wed 18 Feb 2026
Venue: Liverpool Hot Water Comedy Club
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Date: Wed 18 Feb 2026
Venue: Carlisle Old Fire Station Arts Centre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
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