Stand-up comedy listings. These line-ups are as accurate as we can make them, but things change, and it may be worth checking before you travel.
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It
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Date: Fri 5 Sep 2025
Venue: Lancaster Grand Theatre
Price: £20
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It
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Date: Fri 12 Sep 2025
Venue: Chorley Theatre
Price: £20
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It
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Date: Fri 17 Oct 2025
Venue: Kendal Brewery Arts Centre
Price: £23
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It
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Date: Sat 18 Oct 2025
Venue: Darwen Library Theatre
Price: £21.50
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It
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Date: Sat 21 Feb 2026
Venue: Salford Lowry
Price: £24.50
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Beat the Frog
Date: Mon 7 Jul 2025
Venue: Manchester Frog And Bucket
Price: £8.80 (£5.50 concs)
New act challenge with MC Danny McLoughlin
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Emmanuel Sonubi: Life After Near Death
Date: Wed 9 Jul 2025
Venue: Manchester Frog And Bucket
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Mick Ferry, Mike Newall, Nina Gilligan, Stephen Bailey
Date: Thu 10 Jul 2025
Venue: Manchester Frog And Bucket
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Alex Boardman, Mick Ferry, Mike Newall, Stephen Bailey
Date: Fri 11 Jul 2025
Venue: Manchester Frog And Bucket
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Manford's Comedy Club
Date: Fri 11 Jul 2025
Venue: Poynton Workmens Club
Price: £13.50
Comics: Adam Rowe, Chris Stokes, Dave Twentyman
Plus: Oliver Bowler
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Andy Askins, Chris Washington, Hayley Ellis
Date: Fri 11 Jul 2025
Venue: Altrincham Garrick Playhouse
Price: £13.50
Manford's Comedy Club. Plus: Howard Anstock
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Alex Boardman, Mick Ferry, Stephen Bailey
Date: Sat 12 Jul 2025
Venue: Manchester Frog And Bucket
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Plus: Faizan Shah. Two shows: 4pm and 8pm
Show starts: 16:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Tim Minchin: Songs The World Will Never Hear
Date: Sat 12 Jul 2025
Venue: Manchester Opera House
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Justin Moorhouse: The Greatest Performance of My Life
Date: Sat 12 Jul 2025
Venue: Chester Storyhouse
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Matt Chorley: Making A Meal Of It
Date: Sat 12 Jul 2025
Venue: Salford Lowry
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Tim Minchin: Songs The World Will Never Hear
Date: Sun 13 Jul 2025
Venue: Manchester Opera House
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Beat the Frog
Date: Mon 14 Jul 2025
Venue: Manchester Frog And Bucket
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
New act challenge with MC Rob Mulholland
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Pierre Novellie: You Sit There, I’ll Stand Here
Date: Tue 15 Jul 2025
Venue: Manchester Creatures Comedy Club
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Edinburgh preview
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Opening Night Festival Showcase
Date: Tue 15 Jul 2025
Venue: Manchester Creatures Comedy Club
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
No line-up given
Show starts: 20:45 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Celya AB: Cassette
Date: Wed 16 Jul 2025
Venue: Manchester Creatures Comedy Club
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Work in progress
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Wed 16 Jul 2025
Venue: Manchester Creatures Comedy Club
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:45 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Lulu Simons & Dawn Bailey
Date: Thu 17 Jul 2025
Venue: Manchester Creatures Comedy Club
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 18:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 17 Jul 2025
Venue: Manchester Creatures Comedy Club
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Work in progress
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Chris Washington, Jamie Hutchinson, Josh Jones, Mick Ferry
Date: Thu 17 Jul 2025
Venue: Manchester Frog And Bucket
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 17 Jul 2025
Venue: Manchester Creatures Comedy Club
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:15 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Ev & Kev: Toxic Positivity
Date: Thu 17 Jul 2025
Venue: Manchester Creatures Comedy Club
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:45 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Rob Copland: Work in Progress
Date: Fri 18 Jul 2025
Venue: Manchester Creatures Comedy Club
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Allyson June Smith, Chris Washington, Steve Royle
Date: Fri 18 Jul 2025
Venue: Manchester Frog And Bucket
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Plus: Karl Porter
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Oash*t: The Show for People Who Hate Oasis
Date: Fri 18 Jul 2025
Venue: Manchester Creatures Comedy Club
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 23:15 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 19 Jul 2025
Venue: Manchester Creatures Comedy Club
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 13:45 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
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