Stand-up comedy listings. These line-ups are as accurate as we can make them, but things change, and it may be worth checking before you travel.
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It
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Date: Fri 5 Sep 2025
Venue: Lancaster Grand Theatre
Price: £20
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It
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Date: Fri 12 Sep 2025
Venue: Chorley Theatre
Price: £20
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It
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Date: Fri 17 Oct 2025
Venue: Kendal Brewery Arts Centre
Price: £23
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It
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Date: Sat 18 Oct 2025
Venue: Darwen Library Theatre
Price: £21.50
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It
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Date: Sat 21 Feb 2026
Venue: Salford Lowry
Price: £24.50
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Gordon Southern, Hayley Ellis, Ryan Cullen, Simon Wozniak
Date: Sat 24 May 2025
Venue: Manchester Frog And Bucket
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Two shows: 4pm and 8pm
Show starts: 16:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Liam Farrelly, Lou Conran, Roger Monkhouse, Sam Avery
Date: Sat 24 May 2025
Venue: Manchester Bierkeller
Price: £20
Show starts: 18:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Julian Clary: A Fistful Of Clary
Date: Sat 24 May 2025
Venue: Crewe Lyceum Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 24 May 2025
Venue: Stockport Plaza Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 21:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
The Glitter Project - Open Mic Show
Date: Sun 25 May 2025
Venue: Manchester Frog And Bucket
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
With Hannah Platt & 12 newcomers
Show starts: 15:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Sunday Night Live
Date: Sun 25 May 2025
Venue: Manchester Frog And Bucket
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Comics: Anna Thomas, Bruce Devlin, Gordon Southern, Simon Wozniak
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Justin Moorhouse: The Greatest Performance of My Life
Date: Sun 25 May 2025
Venue: Bolton Octagon Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Ignacio Lopez, Mick Miller, Nina Gilligan, Brendan Riley
Date: Sun 25 May 2025
Venue: Bootle Salt and Tar
Price: £17
Part of the Salt and Tar Fringe Festival
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Beat the Frog
Date: Mon 26 May 2025
Venue: Manchester Frog And Bucket
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
New act challenge with MC Brennan Reece
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Wed 28 May 2025
Venue: Manchester Grub
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Date: Wed 28 May 2025
Venue: Blackpool Comedy Station
Price: £16
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Wed 28 May 2025
Venue: Manchester Grub
Price: £13.20 (£11 concs)
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Justin Moorhouse: The Greatest Performance of My Life
Date: Wed 28 May 2025
Venue: Carlisle Old Fire Station Arts Centre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 29 May 2025
Venue: Millom The Beggars Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Date: Thu 29 May 2025
Venue: Manchester Grub
Price: £16
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Showstopper! The Improvised Musical
Date: Thu 29 May 2025
Venue: Blackpool Opera House
Price: £20.40
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Kane Brown: Don't Listen To Me
Date: Thu 29 May 2025
Venue: Manchester New Century
Price: £17.50 to £32.50
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Alex Boardman, Ray Bradshaw, Rob Rouse
Date: Thu 29 May 2025
Venue: Manchester Frog And Bucket
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Plus: Hollie Noble,Bella Humphries
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Rory Bremner: Making An Impression
Date: Fri 30 May 2025
Venue: Chester Storyhouse
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Date: Fri 30 May 2025
Venue: Lancaster Grand Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Date: Fri 30 May 2025
Venue: Liverpool Hot Water Comedy Club
Price: £16
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Bethany Black, Danny McLoughlin, Ian Stone, Robyn Perkins
Date: Fri 30 May 2025
Venue: Manchester Bierkeller
Price: £16
The Comedy Store
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Sophie McCartney: One Foot In The Rave
Date: Fri 30 May 2025
Venue: Warrington Parr Hall and Pyramid
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Alex Boardman, Danny McLoughlin, Jessie Nixon, Ray Bradshaw
Date: Fri 30 May 2025
Venue: Manchester Frog And Bucket
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Alex Boardman, Danny McLoughlin, Jessie Nixon, Ray Bradshaw
Date: Sat 31 May 2025
Venue: Manchester Frog And Bucket
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Two shows: 4pm and 8pm
Show starts: 16:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
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