Stand-up comedy listings. These line-ups are as accurate as we can make them, but things change, and it may be worth checking before you travel.
Arabella Weir: Does My Mum Loom Big in This?
Date: Sun 15 Mar 2020
Venue: Southampton NST Campus
Price: £19
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Tue 17 Mar 2020
Venue: Poole Lighthouse Arts Centre
Price: Call for prices
Kojo Anim Presents the Taxi Tour
Date: Tue 17 Mar 2020
Venue: Swindon Wyvern Theatre
Price: Call for prices
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 19 Mar 2020
Venue: Aldershot West End Centre
Price: £14
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Ben Van Der Velde, Jonny Awsum, Matt Stellingwerf, Radu Isac
Date: Fri 20 Mar 2020
Venue: Portsmouth Guildhall
Price: £18.75
Date: Fri 20 Mar 2020
Venue: Havant The Spring
Price: Call for prices
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 20 Mar 2020
Venue: Salisbury City Hall
Price: Call for prices
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 21 Mar 2020
Venue: Havant The Spring
Price: Call for prices
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Dan Evans, Debra-Jane Appelby, Edd Hedges, Sunjai Arif
Date: Sat 21 Mar 2020
Venue: Portsmouth Guildhall
Price: £20.28 (£17.45 concs)
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sun 22 Mar 2020
Venue: Weymouth Pavilion
Price: £15
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Iain Stirling: Falling Upwards
Date: Sun 22 Mar 2020
Venue: Swindon Wyvern Theatre
Price: £22.22
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sun 22 Mar 2020
Venue: Swindon Arts Centre
Price: £15
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Clinton Baptiste: In The Paranormalist Returns
Date: Mon 23 Mar 2020
Venue: Swindon Wyvern Theatre
Price: Call for prices
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Romesh Ranganathan - The Cynic's Mixtape
Date: Mon 23 Mar 2020
Venue: Southsea Kings Theatre
Price: Call for prices
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Jim Davidson: Last Man Standing
Date: Tue 24 Mar 2020
Venue: Trowbridge Civic Centre
Price: £24
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Wed 25 Mar 2020
Venue: Southampton Guildhall
Price: Call for prices
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Romesh Ranganathan - The Cynic's Mixtape
Date: Wed 25 Mar 2020
Venue: Southsea Kings Theatre
Price: Call for prices
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Andy Parsons: Healing The Nation
Date: Thu 26 Mar 2020
Venue: Basingstoke Anvil
Price: £18
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Angelos Epithemiou, Dave Green
Date: Sat 28 Mar 2020
Venue: Botley Market Hall
Price: £15
Info: Plus: Matt Bragg, Mike Cox
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 28 Mar 2020
Venue: Southampton The Stage Door
Price: Call for prices
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Clive Anderson: Me, Macbeth and I
Date: Sun 29 Mar 2020
Venue: Winchester Theatre Royal
Price: £21
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Flo & Joan: Before the Screaming Starts
Date: Sun 29 Mar 2020
Venue: Southsea Wedgewood Rooms
Price: Call for prices
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Wed 1 Apr 2020
Venue: Aldershot West End Centre
Price: £12.50 (£10 concs)
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Milton Jones: Milton Impossible
Date: Thu 2 Apr 2020
Venue: Bournemouth Pavilion Theatre
Price: Call for prices
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
The Horne Section 2019 - That's How I Like My Tour
Date: Thu 2 Apr 2020
Venue: Salisbury City Hall
Price: £25.00
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Milton Jones: Milton Impossible
Date: Fri 3 Apr 2020
Venue: Portsmouth Guildhall
Price: Call for prices
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
David Baddiel: Trolls Not The Dolls
Date: Fri 3 Apr 2020
Venue: Aldershot Princes Hall
Price: £32.24
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 3 Apr 2020
Venue: Winchester Theatre Royal
Price: £22 (£19 concs)
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 3 Apr 2020
Venue: Totton Hanger Farm Arts Centre
Price: From £13 to £15
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Al Murray: Landlord of Hope and Glory
Date: Fri 3 Apr 2020
Venue: Basingstoke Anvil
Price: Call for prices
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
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