Stand-up comedy listings. These line-ups are as accurate as we can make them, but things change, and it may be worth checking before you travel.
Manford's Comedy Club
Date: Fri 27 Mar 2026
Venue: Southampton The Stage Door
Price: £14
Comics: Funmbi Omotayo, Ricky Balshaw, Will Duggan
Plus: Josh Murphy
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Daniel O'Reilly: Let's Have It
Date: Fri 27 Mar 2026
Venue: Bournemouth Pavilion Theatre
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 28 Mar 2026
Venue: Southampton Mast Mayflower Studios
Darren Walsh: Do You Like Puns?
Date: Sat 28 Mar 2026
Venue: Bordon Phoenix
Think No Evil Of Us: My Life With Kenneth Williams
Date: Sat 28 Mar 2026
Venue: Weymouth Pavilion
Price: £26.00
Show starts: 14:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Clinton Baptiste: Spectral Intercourse
Date: Sat 28 Mar 2026
Venue: Bournemouth Pavilion Theatre
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
The Eternal Shame of Sue Perkins
Date: Sat 28 Mar 2026
Venue: Southsea Kings Theatre
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Alex McAleer - Mind Reader
Date: Sat 28 Mar 2026
Venue: Havant The Spring
Price: From £16.50 to £19.50
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Luke and Pete Talking Sheet Podcast Live
Date: Mon 30 Mar 2026
Venue: Totton Hanger Farm Arts Centre
Price: £21
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Simon Evans: Staring at the Sun
Date: Tue 31 Mar 2026
Venue: Swindon Arts Centre
Date: Tue 31 Mar 2026
Venue: Basingstoke Haymarket
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Tue 31 Mar 2026
Venue: Southsea Wedgewood Rooms
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
John Kearns: Tilting at Windmills
Date: Wed 1 Apr 2026
Venue: Salisbury Arts Centre
Date: Wed 1 Apr 2026
Venue: Fareham Live
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Pierre Novellie: You Sit There, I’ll Stand Here
Date: Wed 1 Apr 2026
Venue: Portsmouth Guildhall
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Wed 1 Apr 2026
Venue: Winchester Theatre Royal
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Cally Beaton: Namaste Motherf*ckers
Date: Thu 2 Apr 2026
Venue: Havant Arts Centre
Date: Thu 2 Apr 2026
Venue: Winchester Theatre Royal
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Pierre Novellie: You Sit There, I’ll Stand Here
Date: Thu 2 Apr 2026
Venue: Poole Lighthouse Arts Centre
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Pierre Novellie: You Sit There, I’ll Stand Here
Date: Fri 3 Apr 2026
Venue: Aldershot West End Centre
MC Hammersmith: Hippity Hoppity Get Off My Property
Date: Sat 4 Apr 2026
Venue: Swindon Arts Centre
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sun 5 Apr 2026
Venue: Swindon Arts Centre
Alasdair Beckett-King: King of Crumbs
Date: Wed 8 Apr 2026
Venue: Swindon Arts Centre
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 9 Apr 2026
Venue: Winchester Arc
Date: Thu 9 Apr 2026
Venue: Winchester Theatre Royal
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Alasdair Beckett-King: King of Crumbs
Date: Thu 9 Apr 2026
Venue: Salisbury Arts Centre
Price: £19.00
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 9 Apr 2026
Venue: Aldershot West End Centre
Price: £15.50
Plus: Jay Handley, Deane Dixon-Foster
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 10 Apr 2026
Venue: Poole Lighthouse Arts Centre
Russell Hicks: This Time It's Personal
Date: Fri 10 Apr 2026
Venue: Bordon Phoenix
Alasdair Beckett-King: King of Crumbs
Date: Fri 10 Apr 2026
Venue: Aldershot West End Centre
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
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