Stand-up comedy listings. These line-ups are as accurate as we can make them, but things change, and it may be worth checking before you travel.
The Em Show: Tales from a Little Laughing Lesbian
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Date: Thu 22 Jan 2026
Venue: Swindon Arts Centre
Price: £16.00
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
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Date: Wed 23 Sep 2026
Venue: Winchester Theatre Royal
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
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Date: Fri 25 Sep 2026
Venue: Bridport Electric Palace
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Scott Bennett: Blood Sugar Baby
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Date: Wed 30 Sep 2026
Venue: Aldershot Princes Hall
Price: £25.00
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Scott Bennett: Blood Sugar Baby
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Date: Fri 23 Oct 2026
Venue: Eastleigh The Point
Price: £24.50
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 28 Nov 2025
Venue: Winchester Arc
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Date: Fri 28 Nov 2025
Venue: Southampton Guildhall
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Emmanuel Sonubi: Life After Near Death
Date: Fri 28 Nov 2025
Venue: New Milton Forest Arts Centre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Stephen K Amos: Now We're Talking!
Date: Fri 28 Nov 2025
Venue: Bordon Phoenix
Price: £22
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 29 Nov 2025
Venue: Portsmouth New Theatre Royal
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Mark Steel: The Leopard In My House
Date: Sat 29 Nov 2025
Venue: Poole Lighthouse Arts Centre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:45 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Emmanuel Sonubi: Life After Near Death
Date: Sun 30 Nov 2025
Venue: Basingstoke Haymarket
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Al Murray: All You Need Is Guv
Date: Tue 2 Dec 2025
Venue: Andover The Lights
Price: £10
Work in progress
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Al Murray: All You Need Is Guv
Date: Wed 3 Dec 2025
Venue: Andover The Lights
Price: £10
Work in progress
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 4 Dec 2025
Venue: Havant The Spring
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 4 Dec 2025
Venue: Portsmouth Guildhall
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Patrick Spicer: Absolutely
Date: Fri 5 Dec 2025
Venue: Southampton The Attic
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 5 Dec 2025
Venue: Newport Medina Theatre
Price: £24.00
Plus more comedians
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Marcus Brigstocke: Vitruvian Mango
Date: Sun 7 Dec 2025
Venue: Portsmouth Guildhall
Price: £21.35
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 12 Dec 2025
Venue: Ringwood The Barn
Price: £18.00
Plus: Ant Dewson, Adrienne Coles
Show starts: 19:15 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Aurie Styla's Christmas Crack-Up
Date: Fri 12 Dec 2025
Venue: Southampton Central Hall
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Comics: Aurie Styla, Kane Brown, Kyrah Gray, Travis Jay
Plus: DJ X-Rated
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sun 14 Dec 2025
Venue: Trowbridge The Civic
Price: £21
Plus: Eva Bindeman
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Al Murray: All You Need Is Guv
Date: Mon 15 Dec 2025
Venue: Andover The Lights
Price: £10
Work in progress
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Al Murray: All You Need Is Guv
Date: Tue 16 Dec 2025
Venue: Andover The Lights
Price: £10
Work in progress
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Angela Barnes, Jack Dee, Marcus Brigstocke, Seann Walsh
Date: Wed 17 Dec 2025
Venue: Salisbury City Hall
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Comedy Crackers
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Robert White, Tom Deacon, Colin Owens
Date: Thu 18 Dec 2025
Venue: Southampton Heartbreakers
Price: From £14.5 to £17.5
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Alistair Williams, Andrew White, Ben Norris, Sunjai Arif
Date: Fri 19 Dec 2025
Venue: Portsmouth Guildhall
Price: £19.50
Laugh Out Loud comedy club.
Blingo Bingo Xmas Special
Date: Fri 19 Dec 2025
Venue: Southsea Staggeringly Good Brewery
Price: £14.00
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Daniel O'Reilly: Let's Have It
Date: Thu 15 Jan 2026
Venue: Andover The Lights
Price: £30
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Daniel O'Reilly: Let's Have It
Date: Fri 16 Jan 2026
Venue: Andover The Lights
Price: £30
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
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