Stand-up comedy listings. These line-ups are as accurate as we can make them, but things change, and it may be worth checking before you travel.
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It
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Date: Thu 18 Sep 2025
Venue: Portsmouth Guildhall
Price: £23.40
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It
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Date: Sun 21 Sep 2025
Venue: Winchester Arc
Price: £20
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It
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Date: Thu 2 Oct 2025
Venue: Andover The Lights
Price: £20
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It
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Date: Sat 4 Oct 2025
Venue: New Milton Forest Arts Centre
Price: £20
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It
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Date: Fri 14 Nov 2025
Venue: Basingstoke Haymarket
Price: £24
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Matt Chorley: Making A Meal Of It
Date: Thu 3 Jul 2025
Venue: Lyme Regis Marine Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Jason Manford: A Manford All Seasons
Date: Fri 4 Jul 2025
Venue: Weymouth Pavilion
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 5 Jul 2025
Venue: Basingstoke Haymarket
Price: £29.50
Improvised comedy
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Damion Larkin, Laura Lexx, Patrick Monahan
Date: Sat 5 Jul 2025
Venue: Bournemouth Pavilion Theatre
Price: £20.75
LOL Comedy Club.
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 11 Jul 2025
Venue: Newport Medina Theatre
Price: £28.50
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Danny Baker: Aye Aye! Ahoy Hoy!
Date: Fri 11 Jul 2025
Venue: Southampton Central Hall
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Tim Minchin: Songs The World Will Never Hear
Date: Mon 14 Jul 2025
Venue: Bournemouth International Centre
Price: £42.00
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Jason Manford: A Manford All Seasons
Date: Thu 17 Jul 2025
Venue: Poole Lighthouse Arts Centre
Price: £21.50 to £41.50
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Rhod Gilbert & The Giant Grapefruit
Date: Thu 17 Jul 2025
Venue: Weymouth Pavilion
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Laughs That Go Further
Date: Fri 18 Jul 2025
Venue: Verwood Hub
Price: £10.00
Raising funds to help someone called Jessie join a life-changing expedition to Tanzania. Plus: Callum Gohrisch, Billy James, Tiz White, Zak Lacey, Michael Irish McMahon, Tim Sque, Geoff O'Flanagan, Samuel Love
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Jason Manford: A Manford All Seasons
Date: Fri 18 Jul 2025
Venue: Shanklin Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Jason Manford: A Manford All Seasons
Date: Sat 19 Jul 2025
Venue: Shanklin Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Manford's Comedy Club
Date: Fri 25 Jul 2025
Venue: Southampton The Stage Door
Price: £14
Comics: Steve Williams, Diane Spencer
Plus: Michael Shafar, Natalie Bryce
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 26 Jul 2025
Venue: Southampton The Attic
Price: £15.40
Work in progress
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Wed 30 Jul 2025
Venue: Weymouth Pavilion
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 21:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Paul McCaffrey, Rich Wilson, Colin Owens
Date: Thu 31 Jul 2025
Venue: Southampton Heartbreakers
Price: From £14.5 to £17.5
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Damion Larkin, Karen Bayley, Matt Price
Date: Tue 5 Aug 2025
Venue: Bournemouth Pavilion Theatre
Price: £20.75
LOL Comedy Club.
Plus: Ajay Rose
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 23 Aug 2025
Venue: Devizes Wharf Theatre
Price: £15
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Adam Kay: A Particularly Nasty Case
Date: Sat 30 Aug 2025
Venue: Portsmouth New Theatre Royal
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Date: Thu 4 Sep 2025
Venue: Portsmouth Guildhall
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Eric Rushton, Rachel Fairburn, Colin Owens
Date: Thu 4 Sep 2025
Venue: Southampton Heartbreakers
Price: From £14.5 to £17.5
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Stephen K Amos: Now We're Talking!
Date: Fri 5 Sep 2025
Venue: New Milton Forest Arts Centre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Date: Fri 5 Sep 2025
Venue: Portsmouth Guildhall
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 6 Sep 2025
Venue: Portsmouth Guildhall
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 6 Sep 2025
Venue: Portsmouth Guildhall
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
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