Stand-up comedy listings. These line-ups are as accurate as we can make them, but things change, and it may be worth checking before you travel.
Glenn Moore: Please Sir, Glenn I Have Some Moore?
Date: Wed 18 Feb 2026
Venue: Brighton Komedia
Price: £20.60
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 20 Feb 2026
Venue: Swindon Wyvern Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Date: Fri 20 Feb 2026
Venue: Brighton Theatre Royal
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Garth Marenghi’s This Bursted Earth
Date: Fri 20 Feb 2026
Venue: Maidstone Hazlitt Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Garth Marenghi’s This Bursted Earth
Date: Sat 21 Feb 2026
Venue: Folkestone Leas Cliff Hall
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 21 Feb 2026
Venue: Wellingborough The Castle
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sun 22 Feb 2026
Venue: Bedford Quarry Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Clinton Baptiste: Spectral Intercourse
Date: Wed 25 Feb 2026
Venue: Portsmouth Guildhall
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Wed 25 Feb 2026
Venue: Guildford G Live
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 26 Feb 2026
Venue: Lyme Regis Marine Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Sara Pascoe: I Am A Strange Gloop
Date: Thu 26 Feb 2026
Venue: Dartford Orchard West
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 26 Feb 2026
Venue: High Wycombe Swan
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Garth Marenghi’s This Bursted Earth
Date: Fri 27 Feb 2026
Venue: Wellingborough The Castle
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 27 Feb 2026
Venue: Crawley The Hawth
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:45 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 28 Feb 2026
Venue: Fareham Live
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 16:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Sara Pascoe: I Am A Strange Gloop
Date: Sat 28 Feb 2026
Venue: Dorking Halls
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Ross Noble: Cranium of Curiosities
Date: Sat 28 Feb 2026
Venue: Guildford G Live
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Tue 3 Mar 2026
Venue: Southampton Mayflower
Price: From £20 to £150
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Wed 4 Mar 2026
Venue: Southampton Mayflower
Price: From £20 to £150
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Clinton Baptiste: Spectral Intercourse
Date: Thu 5 Mar 2026
Venue: High Wycombe Swan
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 5 Mar 2026
Venue: Southampton Mayflower
Price: From £20 to £150
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
The Eternal Shame of Sue Perkins
Date: Thu 5 Mar 2026
Venue: Crawley The Hawth
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 6 Mar 2026
Venue: Southampton Mayflower
Price: From £20 to £150
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 6 Mar 2026
Venue: Totton Hanger Farm Arts Centre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 6 Mar 2026
Venue: Portsmouth Guildhall
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Ross Noble: Cranium of Curiosities
Date: Fri 6 Mar 2026
Venue: Oxford New Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Tom Rosenthal: Whatever People Say I Am, That's What I Am
Date: Sat 7 Mar 2026
Venue: Swindon Arts Centre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 7 Mar 2026
Venue: Newbury Corn Exchange
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 7 Mar 2026
Venue: St Albans Alban Arena
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 7 Mar 2026
Venue: Fareham Live
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
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