Stand-up comedy listings. These line-ups are as accurate as we can make them, but things change, and it may be worth checking before you travel.
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It
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Date: Thu 18 Sep 2025
Venue: Portsmouth Guildhall
Price: £23.40
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It
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Date: Sun 21 Sep 2025
Venue: Winchester Arc
Price: £20
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It
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Date: Thu 2 Oct 2025
Venue: Andover The Lights
Price: £20
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It
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Date: Sat 4 Oct 2025
Venue: New Milton Forest Arts Centre
Price: £20
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It
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Date: Thu 9 Oct 2025
Venue: Northampton Royal & Derngate
Price: £22
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It
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Date: Fri 10 Oct 2025
Venue: Luton Hat Factory
Price: £22
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Caitriona Dowden, Kathryn Mather, Michael Akadiri
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Date: Sat 11 Oct 2025
Venue: Lacey Green Village Hall
Price: £20.00
Comedy Fundraiser Night for SHH Hospices. Plus: Elliot Wengler, Phil Alexander, Nick Byard
Show starts: 19:15 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It
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Date: Sat 11 Oct 2025
Venue: Brighton Komedia
Price: £22
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It
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Date: Wed 15 Oct 2025
Venue: Maidstone Hazlitt Theatre
Price: £22.50
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It
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Date: Fri 14 Nov 2025
Venue: Basingstoke Haymarket
Price: £24
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It
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Date: Sat 15 Nov 2025
Venue: Hemel Hempstead Old Town Hall
Price: £20
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It
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Date: Sun 16 Nov 2025
Venue: Hemel Hempstead Old Town Hall
Price: £20
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It
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Date: Fri 21 Nov 2025
Venue: Tunbridge Wells Trinity Theatre
Price: £22
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It
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Date: Sat 22 Nov 2025
Venue: Milton Keynes Stables
Price: £22.50
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Laughs That Go Further
Date: Fri 18 Jul 2025
Venue: Verwood Hub
Price: £10.00
Raising funds to help someone called Jessie join a life-changing expedition to Tanzania. Plus: Callum Gohrisch, Billy James, Tiz White, Zak Lacey, Michael Irish McMahon, Tim Sque, Geoff O'Flanagan, Samuel Love
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Jason Manford: A Manford All Seasons
Date: Fri 18 Jul 2025
Venue: Shanklin Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 18 Jul 2025
Venue: Brighton Komedia
Price: £20 to £25
Plus: Hannah Bychowski,Malinda Mukuma,Nic Sampson
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Arielle Souma, Paddy Lennox, Stefano Paolini
Date: Sat 19 Jul 2025
Venue: Windsor Fuzzy Bear
Price: £16
Plus: Dave Alfie Ward
Date: Sat 19 Jul 2025
Venue: Brighton Komedia
Price: £6
Edinburgh previews.
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Jason Manford: A Manford All Seasons
Date: Sat 19 Jul 2025
Venue: Shanklin Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Extra Topping Comedy Showcase
Date: Sat 19 Jul 2025
Venue: Brighton Yellow Book Bar
Price: £8.00
Comedy that isn't stand-up: sketch, improv, character, musical, puppetry and parody, hosted by Leslie Bloom.
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 19 Jul 2025
Venue: Brighton Komedia
Price: £13 to £20
Plus: Hannah Bychowski,Malinda Mukuma,Nic Sampson
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Rhod Gilbert & The Giant Grapefruit
Date: Sat 19 Jul 2025
Venue: Tunbridge Wells Assembly Hall
Price: £39.25
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Marcus Brigstocke: Vitruvian Mango
Date: Sun 20 Jul 2025
Venue: Tring Dembe Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Alfie Packham & Tom Elwes
Date: Sun 20 Jul 2025
Venue: Brighton Komedia
Price: £10 (£8 concs)
Edinburgh previews.
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Adele Cliff: Adele, Adele, Adele... Cliff It Isn't the Consequences of My Own Actions
Date: Mon 21 Jul 2025
Venue: Oxford Tap Social Movement
Price: £9.90
Edinburgh preview
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Mon 21 Jul 2025
Venue: Brighton Komedia
Price: £10 (£8 concs)
Edinburgh previews.
Plus: Thor Stenhaug
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Mon 21 Jul 2025
Venue: Hitchin The Victoria
Price: £10
Edinburgh previews. Plus: Madeleine Brettingham, MC David Ephgrave
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Mon 21 Jul 2025
Venue: Brighton Ironworks
Price: £21.97
Pricey work in progress
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Rob Auton: CAN (An Hour-Long Story)
Date: Mon 21 Jul 2025
Venue: Oxford Tap Social Movement
Price: £9.90
Edinburgh preview
Show starts: 21:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
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