Stand-up comedy listings. These line-ups are as accurate as we can make them, but things change, and it may be worth checking before you travel.
Lose Your Marbles
Date: Mon 3 Nov 2025
Venue: Canal Cafe Theatre
Price: £8.50
An evening of absurdist comedy with extreme ASMR practitioner Yogie Belle and friends.
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 6 Nov 2025
Venue: Canal Cafe Theatre
Price: £17.75 (£16.25 concs)
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Celya AB, Iain Stirling, Joel Dommett
Date: Thu 6 Nov 2025
Venue: The Trafalgar
Price: £18
Always Be Comedy
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Sindhu Vee, Slim, Steve Bugeja
Date: Fri 7 Nov 2025
Venue: Headliners
Price: £22
Show starts: 20:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 7 Nov 2025
Venue: Canal Cafe Theatre
Price: £17.75 (£16.25 concs)
Show starts: 21:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Sindhu Vee, Slim, Steve Bugeja
Date: Sat 8 Nov 2025
Venue: Headliners
Price: £22
Show starts: 20:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 8 Nov 2025
Venue: Canal Cafe Theatre
Price: £17.75 (£16.25 concs)
Show starts: 21:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Matteo Lane: Back to Europe
Date: Sun 9 Nov 2025
Venue: Eventim Apollo
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Date: Wed 12 Nov 2025
Venue: The Crown & Treaty Uxbridge
Price: From £12.50 to £15.00
Plus Sally Firth, Carwyn Blayney, Sion James
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 13 Nov 2025
Venue: Canal Cafe Theatre
Price: £17.75 (£16.25 concs)
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Joe Thomas, Nish Kumar, Rhys James
Date: Thu 13 Nov 2025
Venue: The Trafalgar
Price: £18
Always Be Comedy. Plus: Samira Banks
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Grace Petrie: This Is No Time To Panic!
Date: Fri 14 Nov 2025
Venue: Shepherds Bush Empire
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Dan Nightingale, John Moloney, Lucy Porter
Date: Fri 14 Nov 2025
Venue: Headliners
Price: £22
Show starts: 20:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 14 Nov 2025
Venue: Canal Cafe Theatre
Price: £17.75 (£16.25 concs)
Show starts: 21:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Dan Nightingale, John Moloney, Lucy Porter
Date: Sat 15 Nov 2025
Venue: Headliners
Price: £22
Show starts: 20:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 15 Nov 2025
Venue: Canal Cafe Theatre
Price: £17.75 (£16.25 concs)
Show starts: 21:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Alok: Hairy Situation
Date: Mon 17 Nov 2025
Venue: Cadogan Hall
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Alok: Hairy Situation
Date: Mon 17 Nov 2025
Venue: Cadogan Hall
Price: £28.50 to £30
Date: Tue 18 Nov 2025
Venue: Twickenham The Exchange
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Wed 19 Nov 2025
Venue: Twickenham The Exchange
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Jim Jefferies: Son of a Carpenter
Date: Wed 19 Nov 2025
Venue: Eventim Apollo
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 20 Nov 2025
Venue: Twickenham The Exchange
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 20 Nov 2025
Venue: Canal Cafe Theatre
Price: £17.75 (£16.25 concs)
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Desiree Burch, Phil Ellis, Sarah Keyworth
Date: Thu 20 Nov 2025
Venue: The Trafalgar
Price: £18
Always Be Comedy
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy Live
Date: Thu 20 Nov 2025
Venue: Riverside Studios
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 21:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Bobby Davro, Michael Shafar, Windsor
Date: Fri 21 Nov 2025
Venue: Uxbridge Golf Club
Price: £15
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy Live
Date: Fri 21 Nov 2025
Venue: Riverside Studios
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 21:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 21 Nov 2025
Venue: Canal Cafe Theatre
Price: £17.75 (£16.25 concs)
Show starts: 21:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Dan Evans, Danny Ward, Mike Gunn
Date: Sat 22 Nov 2025
Venue: Bearcat Club
Price: £20
Plus: Adam Jamal
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 22 Nov 2025
Venue: Headliners
Price: £22
Plus: Jamie Allerton
Show starts: 20:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 22 Nov 2025
Venue: Canal Cafe Theatre
Price: £17.75 (£16.25 concs)
Show starts: 21:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 27 Nov 2025
Venue: Canal Cafe Theatre
Price: £17.75 (£16.25 concs)
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 27 Nov 2025
Venue: The Trafalgar
Price: £18
Always Be Comedy
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Ian Stone, Paul Thorne, Sikisa
Date: Fri 28 Nov 2025
Venue: Headliners
Price: £22
Show starts: 20:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 28 Nov 2025
Venue: Canal Cafe Theatre
Price: £17.75 (£16.25 concs)
Show starts: 21:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Dave Fulton, Felicity Ward, Sol Bernstein, Tom Toal
Date: Sat 29 Nov 2025
Venue: Bearcat Club
Price: £20
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Ian Stone, Paul Thorne, Sikisa
Date: Sat 29 Nov 2025
Venue: Headliners
Price: £22
Show starts: 20:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 29 Nov 2025
Venue: Canal Cafe Theatre
Price: £17.75 (£16.25 concs)
Show starts: 21:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Trevor Noah:
Date: Sun 30 Nov 2025
Venue: Eventim Apollo
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Mon 1 Dec 2025
Venue: Lyric Theatre Hammersmith
Price: From £10.00 to £25.00
Plus more comedians
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Jim Jefferies: Son of a Carpenter
Date: Mon 1 Dec 2025
Venue: Eventim Apollo
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Tue 2 Dec 2025
Venue: Eventim Apollo
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 4 Dec 2025
Venue: Canal Cafe Theatre
Price: £17.75 (£16.25 concs)
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 5 Dec 2025
Venue: Cadogan Hall
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 5 Dec 2025
Venue: Uxbridge Golf Club
Price: £15
Plus: Sarah Johnson
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 5 Dec 2025
Venue: Canal Cafe Theatre
Price: £17.75 (£16.25 concs)
Show starts: 21:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Dee Allum, Michael Legge, Phil Nichol
Date: Sat 6 Dec 2025
Venue: Bearcat Club
Price: £20
Plus: Paul Cox
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 6 Dec 2025
Venue: Canal Cafe Theatre
Price: £17.75 (£16.25 concs)
Show starts: 21:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 11 Dec 2025
Venue: Canal Cafe Theatre
Price: £17.75 (£16.25 concs)
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 12 Dec 2025
Venue: Canal Cafe Theatre
Price: £17.75 (£16.25 concs)
Show starts: 21:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Dan Tiernan, Michael Shafar, Paul Thorne
Date: Sat 13 Dec 2025
Venue: Bearcat Club
Price: £20
Plus: Aideen McQueen
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 13 Dec 2025
Venue: Canal Cafe Theatre
Price: £17.75 (£16.25 concs)
Show starts: 21:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Mon 15 Dec 2025
Venue: Lyric Theatre Hammersmith
Price: £10 to £25
Plus more comedians
Date: Thu 18 Dec 2025
Venue: Canal Cafe Theatre
Price: £17.75 (£16.25 concs)
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 19 Dec 2025
Venue: Canal Cafe Theatre
Price: £17.75 (£16.25 concs)
Show starts: 21:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 20 Dec 2025
Venue: Canal Cafe Theatre
Price: £17.75 (£16.25 concs)
Show starts: 21:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Carey Marx, Jeff Innocent, Maureen Younger, Toussaint Douglass
Date: Wed 31 Dec 2025
Venue: Bearcat Club
Price: £30
Show starts: 20:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Boothby Graffoe, Carey Marx, Sara Barron
Date: Wed 31 Dec 2025
Venue: Headliners
Price: £38.50
Show starts: 20:45 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 5 Feb 2026
Venue: Eventim Apollo
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 6 Feb 2026
Venue: Eventim Apollo
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Love & Comedy
Date: Sat 14 Feb 2026
Venue: Shepherds Bush Empire
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Comics: Kyrah Gray, Richard Blackwood
Plus: White Yardie, Christopher Savage, Junior Booker, KG Comedian
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sun 15 Feb 2026
Venue: Eventim Apollo
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 26 Feb 2026
Venue: Eventim Apollo
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Chris McCausland
Date: Fri 27 Feb 2026
Venue: Shepherds Bush Empire
Price: £32.00
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 27 Feb 2026
Venue: Eventim Apollo
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 5 Mar 2026
Venue: Eventim Apollo
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 6 Mar 2026
Venue: Eventim Apollo
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 7 Mar 2026
Venue: Eventim Apollo
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sun 8 Mar 2026
Venue: Richmond Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 12 Mar 2026
Venue: Eventim Apollo
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 13 Mar 2026
Venue: Eventim Apollo
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 13 Mar 2026
Venue: Royal Albert Hall
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Keith Farnan, Laura Smyth, Milton Jones, Red Richardson
Date: Fri 13 Mar 2026
Venue: Rickmansworth Watersmeet Theatre
Price: £25.00
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 14 Mar 2026
Venue: Eventim Apollo
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 14 Mar 2026
Venue: Royal Albert Hall
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Vittorio Angelone: You Can’t Say Nothing Any More
Date: Fri 20 Mar 2026
Venue: Eventim Apollo
Price: £19.50 to £36
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Paul Merton and Suki Webster's Improv Show
Date: Sun 22 Mar 2026
Venue: Richmond Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 28 Mar 2026
Venue: Eventim Apollo
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 2 Apr 2026
Venue: Eventim Apollo
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Date: Wed 15 Apr 2026
Venue: Beck Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 17 Apr 2026
Venue: Shepherds Bush Empire
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Craig Ferguson: Pants on Fire
Date: Fri 24 Apr 2026
Venue: Shepherds Bush Empire
Price: £42.25
Date: Fri 15 May 2026
Venue: Shepherds Bush Empire
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 19 Jun 2026
Venue: Eventim Apollo
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 20 Jun 2026
Venue: Eventim Apollo
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 11 Sep 2026
Venue: Eventim Apollo
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 12 Sep 2026
Venue: Eventim Apollo
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Kevin Bloody Wilson: Fair Dinkum Funny
Date: Thu 15 Oct 2026
Venue: Beck Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 7 Nov 2026
Venue: Eventim Apollo
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
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