Stand-up comedy listings. These line-ups are as accurate as we can make them, but things change, and it may be worth checking before you travel.
Lose Your Marbles
Date: Mon 23 Feb 2026
Venue: Canal Cafe Theatre
Price: £10
Absurdist comedy with extreme ASMR practitioner Yogie Belle and friends
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 26 Feb 2026
Venue: Canal Cafe Theatre
Price: £17.75 (£16.25 concs)
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 26 Feb 2026
Venue: White City Studio
Price: £20
Jump On Comedy
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 26 Feb 2026
Venue: Eventim Apollo
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Chris McCausland
Date: Fri 27 Feb 2026
Venue: Shepherds Bush Empire
Price: £32.00
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Live Next To The Apollo
Date: Fri 27 Feb 2026
Venue: Riverside Studios
Price: £14}
Plus: Jay Handley,Raj Poojaha
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 27 Feb 2026
Venue: Eventim Apollo
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 27 Feb 2026
Venue: Canal Cafe Theatre
Price: £17.75 (£16.25 concs)
Show starts: 21:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 28 Feb 2026
Venue: Bearcat Club
Price: £20
Plus: Tadiwa Malhunge
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 28 Feb 2026
Venue: Canal Cafe Theatre
Price: £17.75 (£16.25 concs)
Show starts: 21:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 5 Mar 2026
Venue: Eventim Apollo
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 6 Mar 2026
Venue: Eventim Apollo
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 7 Mar 2026
Venue: Eventim Apollo
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Andrew Bird, Erich McElroy, Radu Isac, Tom Toal
Date: Sat 7 Mar 2026
Venue: Bearcat Club
Price: £20
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sun 8 Mar 2026
Venue: Richmond Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 12 Mar 2026
Venue: Eventim Apollo
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Keith Farnan, Laura Smyth, Milton Jones, Red Richardson
Date: Fri 13 Mar 2026
Venue: Rickmansworth Watersmeet Theatre
Price: £25.00
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 13 Mar 2026
Venue: Eventim Apollo
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 13 Mar 2026
Venue: Royal Albert Hall
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 14 Mar 2026
Venue: Eventim Apollo
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 14 Mar 2026
Venue: Royal Albert Hall
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Kate Barron, Nathan Caton, Peter Flanagan, Tim Clark
Date: Sat 14 Mar 2026
Venue: Bearcat Club
Price: £20
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 19 Mar 2026
Venue: The Trafalgar
Price: £18
Always Be Comedy
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Vittorio Angelone: You Can’t Say Nothing Any More
Date: Fri 20 Mar 2026
Venue: Eventim Apollo
Price: £19.50 to £36
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Jack Hester, Raymond & Mr Timpkins Revue, Simon Evans
Date: Sat 21 Mar 2026
Venue: Bearcat Club
Price: £20
Plus: Alexander Mason
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Paul Merton and Suki Webster's Improv Show
Date: Sun 22 Mar 2026
Venue: Richmond Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Teenage Cancer Trust comedy night
Date: Tue 24 Mar 2026
Venue: Royal Albert Hall
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Comics: Andy Hamilton, Athena Kugblenu, Bridget Christie, Dara Ó Briain, Dom Joly, Jack Dee, Maisie Adam, Miles Jupp, Stewart Lee
'Cure-ated' by Robert Smith
Date: Thu 26 Mar 2026
Venue: White City Studio
Price: £20
Jump On Comedy
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Ahir Shah, Amy Gledhill, Ben Pope, Jenny Eclair, Rob Delaney
Date: Fri 27 Mar 2026
Venue: Cadogan Hall
Price: £25.00 to £35.00
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 28 Mar 2026
Venue: Eventim Apollo
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
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