Stand-up comedy listings. These line-ups are as accurate as we can make them, but things change, and it may be worth checking before you travel.
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Date: Fri 24 Oct 2025
Venue: Riverside Studios
Price: £5
Work in progress
Show starts: 21:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 16 Oct 2025
Venue: Canal Cafe Theatre
Price: £17.75 (£16.25 concs)
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Round The Horne: 60th Anniversary Tour
Date: Thu 16 Oct 2025
Venue: Richmond Theatre
Price: £25 to £61.50
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 16 Oct 2025
Venue: Eventim Apollo
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 16 Oct 2025
Venue: Ruislip Conservative Club
Price: From £15.00 to £20.00
Plus: Carwyn Blayney, Onojie Idemudia, Naomi Wattis, John Smith, Sion James
Show starts: 20:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 17 Oct 2025
Venue: Eventim Apollo
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 17 Oct 2025
Venue: Headliners
Price: £22
Plus: Eva Evans, Jack Brookmyre
Show starts: 20:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 17 Oct 2025
Venue: Canal Cafe Theatre
Price: £17.75 (£16.25 concs)
Show starts: 21:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Michael and Hilary Whitehall: The Wittering Whitehalls
Date: Sat 18 Oct 2025
Venue: Richmond Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 18 Oct 2025
Venue: Eventim Apollo
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Ali Woods, Jonny Awsum, Laura Lexx, Steve N Allen
Date: Sat 18 Oct 2025
Venue: Bearcat Club
Price: £20
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Jonny Awsum, Kiri Pritchard-McLean
Date: Sat 18 Oct 2025
Venue: Headliners
Price: £22
Plus: Eva Evans, Jack Brookmyre
Show starts: 20:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 18 Oct 2025
Venue: Canal Cafe Theatre
Price: £17.75 (£16.25 concs)
Show starts: 21:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Sam Morril: Sammy Is Leaving America (And Coming Back) Tour
Date: Sun 19 Oct 2025
Venue: Shepherds Bush Empire
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Date: Thu 23 Oct 2025
Venue: Canal Cafe Theatre
Price: £17.75 (£16.25 concs)
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 24 Oct 2025
Venue: Uxbridge Golf Club
Price: £15
Plus: Steve Lee
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Jeff Innocent, Kate Barron, Mick Ferry, Shaparak Khorsandi
Date: Fri 24 Oct 2025
Venue: Headliners
Price: £22
Show starts: 20:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 24 Oct 2025
Venue: Canal Cafe Theatre
Price: £17.75 (£16.25 concs)
Show starts: 21:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Babatunde Aléshé: High Expectations
Date: Sat 25 Oct 2025
Venue: Beck Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Marcus Brigstocke: Vitruvian Mango
Date: Sat 25 Oct 2025
Venue: Twickenham The Exchange
Price: £18.00
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Bobby Mair, Charlie Baker, Michael Odewale
Date: Sat 25 Oct 2025
Venue: Bearcat Club
Price: £20
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Jeff Innocent, Mick Ferry, Paul Tonkinson, Windsor
Date: Sat 25 Oct 2025
Venue: Headliners
Price: £22
Show starts: 20:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 25 Oct 2025
Venue: Canal Cafe Theatre
Price: £17.75 (£16.25 concs)
Show starts: 21:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Babatunde Aléshé: High Expectations
Date: Thu 30 Oct 2025
Venue: Eventim Apollo
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Date: Thu 30 Oct 2025
Venue: Canal Cafe Theatre
Price: £17.75 (£16.25 concs)
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 30 Oct 2025
Venue: The Trafalgar
Price: £18
Always Be Comedy
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 31 Oct 2025
Venue: Headliners
Price: £22
Plus: Michelle O'Shaughnessy
Show starts: 20:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 31 Oct 2025
Venue: Canal Cafe Theatre
Price: £17.75 (£16.25 concs)
Show starts: 21:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 1 Nov 2025
Venue: Headliners
Price: £22
Plus: Michelle O'Shaughnessy
Show starts: 20:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 1 Nov 2025
Venue: Canal Cafe Theatre
Price: £17.75 (£16.25 concs)
Show starts: 21:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Count Arthur Strong Is Charles Dickens In A Christmas Carol
Date: Sun 2 Nov 2025
Venue: Richmond Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Josephine Lacey, Wilson Milton
Date: Sun 2 Nov 2025
Venue: Holiday Inn Brentford Lock
Price: £22.25 to £27.50
Plus: White Yardie, Christopher Savage, Shabba Kariem, Junior Booker
Show starts: 20:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Lose Your Marbles
Date: Mon 3 Nov 2025
Venue: Canal Cafe Theatre
Price: £8.50
An evening of absurdist comedy with extreme ASMR practitioner Yogie Belle and friends.
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 6 Nov 2025
Venue: Canal Cafe Theatre
Price: £17.75 (£16.25 concs)
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Celya AB, Iain Stirling, Joel Dommett
Date: Thu 6 Nov 2025
Venue: The Trafalgar
Price: £18
Always Be Comedy
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Sindhu Vee, Slim, Steve Bugeja
Date: Fri 7 Nov 2025
Venue: Headliners
Price: £22
Show starts: 20:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 7 Nov 2025
Venue: Canal Cafe Theatre
Price: £17.75 (£16.25 concs)
Show starts: 21:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Sindhu Vee, Slim, Steve Bugeja
Date: Sat 8 Nov 2025
Venue: Headliners
Price: £22
Show starts: 20:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 8 Nov 2025
Venue: Canal Cafe Theatre
Price: £17.75 (£16.25 concs)
Show starts: 21:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Matteo Lane: Back to Europe
Date: Sun 9 Nov 2025
Venue: Eventim Apollo
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Date: Thu 13 Nov 2025
Venue: Canal Cafe Theatre
Price: £17.75 (£16.25 concs)
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Joe Thomas, Nish Kumar, Rhys James
Date: Thu 13 Nov 2025
Venue: The Trafalgar
Price: £18
Always Be Comedy. Plus: Samira Banks
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Grace Petrie: This Is No Time To Panic!
Date: Fri 14 Nov 2025
Venue: Shepherds Bush Empire
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Dan Nightingale, John Moloney, Lucy Porter
Date: Fri 14 Nov 2025
Venue: Headliners
Price: £22
Show starts: 20:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 14 Nov 2025
Venue: Canal Cafe Theatre
Price: £17.75 (£16.25 concs)
Show starts: 21:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Dan Nightingale, John Moloney, Lucy Porter
Date: Sat 15 Nov 2025
Venue: Headliners
Price: £22
Show starts: 20:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 15 Nov 2025
Venue: Canal Cafe Theatre
Price: £17.75 (£16.25 concs)
Show starts: 21:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Alok: Hairy Situation
Date: Mon 17 Nov 2025
Venue: Cadogan Hall
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Alok: Hairy Situation
Date: Mon 17 Nov 2025
Venue: Cadogan Hall
Price: £28.50 to £30
Date: Tue 18 Nov 2025
Venue: Twickenham The Exchange
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Wed 19 Nov 2025
Venue: Twickenham The Exchange
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Jim Jefferies: Son of a Carpenter
Date: Wed 19 Nov 2025
Venue: Eventim Apollo
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 20 Nov 2025
Venue: Canal Cafe Theatre
Price: £17.75 (£16.25 concs)
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 20 Nov 2025
Venue: Twickenham The Exchange
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Desiree Burch, Phil Ellis, Sarah Keyworth
Date: Thu 20 Nov 2025
Venue: The Trafalgar
Price: £18
Always Be Comedy
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy Live
Date: Thu 20 Nov 2025
Venue: Riverside Studios
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 21:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 21 Nov 2025
Venue: Uxbridge Golf Club
Price: £15
Plus: Michael Shafar
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy Live
Date: Fri 21 Nov 2025
Venue: Riverside Studios
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 21:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 21 Nov 2025
Venue: Canal Cafe Theatre
Price: £17.75 (£16.25 concs)
Show starts: 21:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Dan Evans, Danny Ward, Mike Gunn
Date: Sat 22 Nov 2025
Venue: Bearcat Club
Price: £20
Plus: Adam Jamal
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 22 Nov 2025
Venue: Headliners
Price: £22
Plus: Jamie Allerton
Show starts: 20:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 22 Nov 2025
Venue: Canal Cafe Theatre
Price: £17.75 (£16.25 concs)
Show starts: 21:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 27 Nov 2025
Venue: Canal Cafe Theatre
Price: £17.75 (£16.25 concs)
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 27 Nov 2025
Venue: The Trafalgar
Price: £18
Always Be Comedy
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Ian Stone, Paul Thorne, Sikisa
Date: Fri 28 Nov 2025
Venue: Headliners
Price: £22
Show starts: 20:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 28 Nov 2025
Venue: Canal Cafe Theatre
Price: £17.75 (£16.25 concs)
Show starts: 21:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Dave Fulton, Felicity Ward, Sol Bernstein, Tom Toal
Date: Sat 29 Nov 2025
Venue: Bearcat Club
Price: £20
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Ian Stone, Paul Thorne, Sikisa
Date: Sat 29 Nov 2025
Venue: Headliners
Price: £22
Show starts: 20:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 29 Nov 2025
Venue: Canal Cafe Theatre
Price: £17.75 (£16.25 concs)
Show starts: 21:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Trevor Noah:
Date: Sun 30 Nov 2025
Venue: Eventim Apollo
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Jim Jefferies: Son of a Carpenter
Date: Mon 1 Dec 2025
Venue: Eventim Apollo
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Tue 2 Dec 2025
Venue: Eventim Apollo
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 4 Dec 2025
Venue: Canal Cafe Theatre
Price: £17.75 (£16.25 concs)
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 5 Dec 2025
Venue: Cadogan Hall
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 5 Dec 2025
Venue: Uxbridge Golf Club
Price: £15
Plus: Sarah Johnson
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 5 Dec 2025
Venue: Canal Cafe Theatre
Price: £17.75 (£16.25 concs)
Show starts: 21:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Dee Allum, Michael Legge, Phil Nichol
Date: Sat 6 Dec 2025
Venue: Bearcat Club
Price: £20
Plus: Paul Cox
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 6 Dec 2025
Venue: Canal Cafe Theatre
Price: £17.75 (£16.25 concs)
Show starts: 21:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 11 Dec 2025
Venue: Canal Cafe Theatre
Price: £17.75 (£16.25 concs)
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 12 Dec 2025
Venue: Canal Cafe Theatre
Price: £17.75 (£16.25 concs)
Show starts: 21:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 13 Dec 2025
Venue: Canal Cafe Theatre
Price: £17.75 (£16.25 concs)
Show starts: 21:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 18 Dec 2025
Venue: Canal Cafe Theatre
Price: £17.75 (£16.25 concs)
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 19 Dec 2025
Venue: Canal Cafe Theatre
Price: £17.75 (£16.25 concs)
Show starts: 21:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 20 Dec 2025
Venue: Canal Cafe Theatre
Price: £17.75 (£16.25 concs)
Show starts: 21:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Boothby Graffoe, Carey Marx, Sara Barron
Date: Wed 31 Dec 2025
Venue: Headliners
Price: £38.50
Show starts: 20:45 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 5 Feb 2026
Venue: Eventim Apollo
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 6 Feb 2026
Venue: Eventim Apollo
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 26 Feb 2026
Venue: Eventim Apollo
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Chris McCausland
Date: Fri 27 Feb 2026
Venue: Shepherds Bush Empire
Price: £32.00
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 27 Feb 2026
Venue: Eventim Apollo
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 5 Mar 2026
Venue: Eventim Apollo
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 6 Mar 2026
Venue: Eventim Apollo
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 7 Mar 2026
Venue: Eventim Apollo
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sun 8 Mar 2026
Venue: Richmond Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 12 Mar 2026
Venue: Eventim Apollo
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 13 Mar 2026
Venue: Eventim Apollo
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 13 Mar 2026
Venue: Royal Albert Hall
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Keith Farnan, Laura Smyth, Milton Jones, Red Richardson
Date: Fri 13 Mar 2026
Venue: Rickmansworth Watersmeet Theatre
Price: £25.00
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 14 Mar 2026
Venue: Eventim Apollo
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 14 Mar 2026
Venue: Royal Albert Hall
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Vittorio Angelone: you can’t Say Nothing any more
Date: Fri 20 Mar 2026
Venue: Eventim Apollo
Price: £19.50 to £36
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Paul Merton and Suki Webster's Improv Show
Date: Sun 22 Mar 2026
Venue: Richmond Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 28 Mar 2026
Venue: Eventim Apollo
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 2 Apr 2026
Venue: Eventim Apollo
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Date: Fri 17 Apr 2026
Venue: Shepherds Bush Empire
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Craig Ferguson: Pants on Fire
Date: Fri 24 Apr 2026
Venue: Shepherds Bush Empire
Price: £42.25
Date: Fri 19 Jun 2026
Venue: Eventim Apollo
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 20 Jun 2026
Venue: Eventim Apollo
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 11 Sep 2026
Venue: Eventim Apollo
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 12 Sep 2026
Venue: Eventim Apollo
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 7 Nov 2026
Venue: Eventim Apollo
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
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