Stand-up comedy listings. These line-ups are as accurate as we can make them, but things change, and it may be worth checking before you travel.
Danny Baker: Aye Aye! Ahoy Hoy!
Date: Sat 5 Jul 2025
Venue: Richmond Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Tim Minchin: Songs The World Will Never Hear
Date: Sat 5 Jul 2025
Venue: Eventim Apollo
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 5 Jul 2025
Venue: Headliners
Price: £13.20
Edinburgh previews
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 5 Jul 2025
Venue: Canal Cafe Theatre
Price: £17.75 (£16.25 concs)
Show starts: 21:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Tim Minchin: Songs The World Will Never Hear
Date: Sun 6 Jul 2025
Venue: Eventim Apollo
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sun 6 Jul 2025
Venue: Headliners
Price: £13.20
Edinburgh previews
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Wed 9 Jul 2025
Venue: Eventim Apollo
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 10 Jul 2025
Venue: Canal Cafe Theatre
Price: £17.75 (£16.25 concs)
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Ali Woods, Esther Manito, Richard Todd, Sally-Anne Hayward
Date: Fri 11 Jul 2025
Venue: Riverside Studios
Price: £12
Plus: Ed Kear, Daman Bamrah
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 11 Jul 2025
Venue: Uxbridge Golf Club
Price: £15
Plus: Prakash Jirjadhun
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 11 Jul 2025
Venue: Canal Cafe Theatre
Price: £17.75 (£16.25 concs)
Show starts: 21:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 12 Jul 2025
Venue: Canal Cafe Theatre
Price: £17.75 (£16.25 concs)
Show starts: 21:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Wed 16 Jul 2025
Venue: Bearcat Club
Price: £15
Work in progress
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 17 Jul 2025
Venue: Canal Cafe Theatre
Price: £17.75 (£16.25 concs)
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Bassem Youssef works on a new show
Date: Fri 18 Jul 2025
Venue: Bush Hall
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Alistair Barrie, Jacob Hawley, Lorna Rose Treen
Date: Fri 18 Jul 2025
Venue: Riverside Studios
Price: £12
Plus: Amy Webber, Hubert Mayer
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 18 Jul 2025
Venue: Canal Cafe Theatre
Price: £17.75 (£16.25 concs)
Show starts: 21:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 19 Jul 2025
Venue: Canal Cafe Theatre
Price: £17.75 (£16.25 concs)
Show starts: 21:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Bassem Youssef
Date: Sun 20 Jul 2025
Venue: Bush Hall
Price: £35.75
Work in progress
Date: Wed 23 Jul 2025
Venue: Bearcat Club
Price: £15
Work in progress
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Andy Parsons, Jo Caulfield, Judi Love, Mark Watson, Paul Sinha, Sam Campbell, Stephen K Amos
Date: Thu 24 Jul 2025
Venue: Ealing Comedy Festival
Price: £26.50 to £30.50
Opening gala
Date: Thu 24 Jul 2025
Venue: Canal Cafe Theatre
Price: £17.75 (£16.25 concs)
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Abandoman, Grace Campbell, Mark Steel, Rory Bremner
Date: Fri 25 Jul 2025
Venue: Ealing Comedy Festival
Price: £26.50 to £30.50
Jessie Nixon, Kate Lucas, Prince Abdi
Date: Fri 25 Jul 2025
Venue: Riverside Studios
Price: £12
Plus: Chris Ford
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 26 Jul 2025
Venue: Canal Cafe Theatre
Price: £17.75 (£16.25 concs)
Show starts: 21:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Wed 30 Jul 2025
Venue: Bearcat Club
Price: £22
Work in progress
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Chris McCausland, Justin Moorhouse, Nina Conti, Phil Wang
Date: Thu 31 Jul 2025
Venue: Ealing Comedy Festival
Price: £26.50 to £30.50
Date: Thu 31 Jul 2025
Venue: Canal Cafe Theatre
Price: £17.75 (£16.25 concs)
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Sam Adamson: Shake My Hand Goodnight
Date: Thu 31 Jul 2025
Venue: Barons Court Theatre
Price: £14
Show starts: 21:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Ivo Graham, John Shuttleworth, Marcus Brigstocke, Michelle De Swarte, Scott Bennett, Seann Walsh, Sunil Patel
Date: Fri 1 Aug 2025
Venue: Ealing Comedy Festival
Price: £26.50 to £30.50
Closing gala
Show starts: 19:45 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Sam Adamson: Shake My Hand Goodnight
Date: Fri 1 Aug 2025
Venue: Barons Court Theatre
Price: £14
Show starts: 21:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 1 Aug 2025
Venue: Canal Cafe Theatre
Price: £17.75 (£16.25 concs)
Show starts: 21:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Sam Adamson: Shake My Hand Goodnight
Date: Sat 2 Aug 2025
Venue: Barons Court Theatre
Price: £14
Show starts: 21:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 2 Aug 2025
Venue: Canal Cafe Theatre
Price: £17.75 (£16.25 concs)
Show starts: 21:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 7 Aug 2025
Venue: Canal Cafe Theatre
Price: £17.75 (£16.25 concs)
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Arielle Souma, Jack Hester, Kyrah Gray, Matt Stellingwerf
Date: Fri 8 Aug 2025
Venue: Riverside Studios
Price: £12
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 8 Aug 2025
Venue: Canal Cafe Theatre
Price: £17.75 (£16.25 concs)
Show starts: 21:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 9 Aug 2025
Venue: Canal Cafe Theatre
Price: £17.75 (£16.25 concs)
Show starts: 21:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 14 Aug 2025
Venue: Canal Cafe Theatre
Price: £17.75 (£16.25 concs)
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 15 Aug 2025
Venue: Canal Cafe Theatre
Price: £17.75 (£16.25 concs)
Show starts: 21:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 16 Aug 2025
Venue: Canal Cafe Theatre
Price: £17.75 (£16.25 concs)
Show starts: 21:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 21 Aug 2025
Venue: Canal Cafe Theatre
Price: £17.75 (£16.25 concs)
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 22 Aug 2025
Venue: Riverside Studios
Price: £12
Plus: Matt Wragg, Joe Da Costa
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 22 Aug 2025
Venue: Canal Cafe Theatre
Price: £17.75 (£16.25 concs)
Show starts: 21:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 23 Aug 2025
Venue: Canal Cafe Theatre
Price: £17.75 (£16.25 concs)
Show starts: 21:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 28 Aug 2025
Venue: Canal Cafe Theatre
Price: £17.75 (£16.25 concs)
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Finlay Christie, Paul Tonkinson, Sindhu Vee, Stephen K Amos
Date: Thu 28 Aug 2025
Venue: Boston Manor Park
Price: £22
Comedy in the Walled Garden
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 29 Aug 2025
Venue: Canal Cafe Theatre
Price: £17.75 (£16.25 concs)
Show starts: 21:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 30 Aug 2025
Venue: Canal Cafe Theatre
Price: £17.75 (£16.25 concs)
Show starts: 21:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Whoopi Goldberg Live
Date: Thu 4 Sep 2025
Venue: Eventim Apollo
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Jim Jefferies: Son of a Carpenter
Date: Sat 6 Sep 2025
Venue: Eventim Apollo
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Jim Jefferies: Son of a Carpenter
Date: Mon 8 Sep 2025
Venue: Eventim Apollo
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Mo Amer: El Oso Palestino Tour
Date: Thu 11 Sep 2025
Venue: Eventim Apollo
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 13 Sep 2025
Venue: Twickenham The Exchange
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Date: Sat 20 Sep 2025
Venue: Eventim Apollo
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Sandi Toksvig: Friends of Dorothy
Date: Sun 21 Sep 2025
Venue: Richmond Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Josh Widdicombe: Not My Cup of Tea
Date: Wed 24 Sep 2025
Venue: Beck Theatre
Price: £33.30
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Alasdair Beckett-King, Aurie Styla, Ria Lina, Tom Davis
Date: Thu 25 Sep 2025
Venue: Rickmansworth Watersmeet Theatre
Price: £25.00
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Alasdair Beckett-King, Aurie Styla, Ria Lina, Tom Davis
Date: Thu 25 Sep 2025
Venue: Rickmansworth Watersmeet Theatre
Price: £25
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 25 Sep 2025
Venue: Beck Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Dead Ringers: The 25th Anniversary Tour
Date: Fri 26 Sep 2025
Venue: Richmond Theatre
Price: £29.50 to £60.25
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 26 Sep 2025
Venue: Beck Theatre
Price: £25.00 to £95.00
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 26 Sep 2025
Venue: Eventim Apollo
Price: £32.50
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 27 Sep 2025
Venue: Eventim Apollo
Price: £32.50
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Eric Idle: Always Look On the Bright Side of Life Live
Date: Sat 27 Sep 2025
Venue: Royal Albert Hall
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Wankernomics: Just Touching Base
Date: Wed 8 Oct 2025
Venue: Shepherds Bush Empire
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Date: Sun 12 Oct 2025
Venue: Eventim Apollo
Price: £34.25 to £44.25
Grace Petrie: This Is No Time To Panic!
Date: Sun 12 Oct 2025
Venue: Twickenham The Exchange
Price: £18
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Mon 13 Oct 2025
Venue: Eventim Apollo
Price: £34.25 to £44.25
Griff Rhys Jones: The Cat’s Pyjamas
Date: Wed 15 Oct 2025
Venue: Richmond Theatre
Price: £31.50 to £61.50
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Elis & John - That Feels Significant: Live!
Date: Wed 15 Oct 2025
Venue: Eventim Apollo
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 16 Oct 2025
Venue: Eventim Apollo
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 17 Oct 2025
Venue: Eventim Apollo
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Michael and Hilary Whitehall: The Wittering Whitehalls
Date: Sat 18 Oct 2025
Venue: Richmond Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 18 Oct 2025
Venue: Eventim Apollo
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Babatunde Aléshé: High Expectations
Date: Sat 25 Oct 2025
Venue: Beck Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Babatunde Aléshé: High Expectations
Date: Thu 30 Oct 2025
Venue: Eventim Apollo
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Count Arthur Strong Is Charles Dickens In A Christmas Carol
Date: Sun 2 Nov 2025
Venue: Richmond Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Grace Petrie: This Is No Time To Panic!
Date: Fri 14 Nov 2025
Venue: Shepherds Bush Empire
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 5 Dec 2025
Venue: Cadogan Hall
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 26 Feb 2026
Venue: Eventim Apollo
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Chris McCausland
Date: Fri 27 Feb 2026
Venue: Shepherds Bush Empire
Price: £32.00
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 27 Feb 2026
Venue: Eventim Apollo
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 5 Mar 2026
Venue: Eventim Apollo
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 6 Mar 2026
Venue: Eventim Apollo
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 7 Mar 2026
Venue: Eventim Apollo
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sun 8 Mar 2026
Venue: Richmond Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 12 Mar 2026
Venue: Eventim Apollo
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 13 Mar 2026
Venue: Eventim Apollo
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 13 Mar 2026
Venue: Royal Albert Hall
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 14 Mar 2026
Venue: Eventim Apollo
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 14 Mar 2026
Venue: Royal Albert Hall
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Paul Merton and Suki Webster's Improv Show
Date: Sun 22 Mar 2026
Venue: Richmond Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 28 Mar 2026
Venue: Eventim Apollo
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 2 Apr 2026
Venue: Eventim Apollo
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Craig Ferguson: Pants on Fire
Date: Fri 24 Apr 2026
Venue: Shepherds Bush Empire
Price: £42.25
Date: Fri 19 Jun 2026
Venue: Eventim Apollo
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
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