Stand-up comedy listings. These line-ups are as accurate as we can make them, but things change, and it may be worth checking before you travel.
Grubby Little Mitts: Eyes Closed, Mouths Open
Date: Thu 22 May 2025
Venue: Soho Theatre
Price: From £17
Show starts: 20:45 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Stand-Up For Ukraine
Date: Thu 22 May 2025
Venue: Clapham Grand
Price: £23.67
Comics: Ben Van Der Velde, Dimitri Bakanov, James Acaster, Jessica Fostekew, Larry Dean, Maisie Adam, Rachel Parris, Slim
Plus: Daman Bamrah
Show starts: 21:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Lou Sanders: No Kissing in the Bingo Hall
Date: Fri 23 May 2025
Venue: Earth
Price: £26.20
Josh Johnson: The Flowers Tour
Date: Fri 23 May 2025
Venue: Soho Theatre Walthamstow
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Date: Fri 23 May 2025
Venue: Museum Of Comedy
Price: £19
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
MC Hammersmith: The MC Stands for Middle Class
Date: Fri 23 May 2025
Venue: Leicester Square Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Meow Meow: It’s Come to This
Date: Fri 23 May 2025
Venue: Soho Theatre
Price: From £23
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Queer Comedy Gag Race
Date: Fri 23 May 2025
Venue: Queer Comedy Club
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
New act competition
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 23 May 2025
Venue: Duchess Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Al Murray The Pub Landlord: Guv Island
Date: Fri 23 May 2025
Venue: London Palladium
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Jeff Innocent, Larry Dean, Ricky Balshaw, Sally-Anne Hayward
Date: Fri 23 May 2025
Venue: Comedy Store
Price: £24 (£18 concs)
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 23 May 2025
Venue: Noel Coward Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Carl Donnelly, Imran Yusuf, Laura Smyth
Date: Fri 23 May 2025
Venue: Up The Creek
Price: £17.50 (£6.49 concs)
Show starts: 19:45 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
James Sherwood, Kate Martin, Richard Morton
Date: Fri 23 May 2025
Venue: Chilwell The Garage
Price: From £11.00 to £15.00
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
The Rat Pack Stand-up Comedy
Date: Fri 23 May 2025
Venue: Camden Comedy Club
Price: £11
Comics: Jessie Nixon, Patrick Monahan, Nathan Cassidy
Plus: Roman Harris, Dom Latour
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Dan Nightingale, Fiona Allen, Jack Hester, Jonny Pelham
Date: Fri 23 May 2025
Venue: Headliners
Price: £22
Show starts: 20:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Banana Cabaret
Date: Fri 23 May 2025
Venue: The Bedford
Price: £19.96
Comics: Finlay Christie, Martin Davis, Radu Isac
Show starts: 20:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Grubby Little Mitts: Eyes Closed, Mouths Open
Date: Fri 23 May 2025
Venue: Soho Theatre
Price: From £17
Show starts: 20:45 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 23 May 2025
Venue: Canal Cafe Theatre
Price: £17.75 (£16.25 concs)
Show starts: 21:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Tifo Football Podcast Live
Date: Sat 24 May 2025
Venue: Soho Theatre Walthamstow
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
With Joe Devine, Seb Stafford-Bloor, JJ Bull & Jon Mackenzie
Date: Sat 24 May 2025
Venue: Noel Coward Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 14:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Meow Meow: It’s Come to This
Date: Sat 24 May 2025
Venue: Soho Theatre
Price: From £23
Two shows: 3pm and 7pm
Show starts: 15:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Nish Kumar: Nish, Don’t Kill My Vibe
Date: Sat 24 May 2025
Venue: Hackney Empire
Price: £15
Show starts: 17:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 24 May 2025
Venue: Camden Comedy Club
Price: £8.50
Show starts: 18:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Jeff Innocent, Larry Dean, Ricky Balshaw, Sally-Anne Hayward
Date: Sat 24 May 2025
Venue: Comedy Store
Price: £24 (£18 concs)
Two shows: 6.30pm and 9.30pm
Show starts: 18:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
A Stan Is Born!
Date: Sat 24 May 2025
Venue: Riverside Studios
Price: £12
Original musical comedy romp about the art and power of stanning. [Ultra-devoted fandom]
Show starts: 19:15 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 24 May 2025
Venue: Duchess Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Carl Donnelly, Imran Yusuf, Laura Smyth
Date: Sat 24 May 2025
Venue: Up The Creek
Price: £22.99 (£6.49 concs)
Plus: Adam Coumas
Show starts: 19:45 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Jessie Nixon, Nick Elleray, Windsor
Date: Sat 24 May 2025
Venue: Downstairs at the King's Head
Price: £15
Plus: Joseph Emslie, Julia Eckhoff
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
David Ward, Martin Durchov, Paddy Lennox
Date: Sat 24 May 2025
Venue: Freemasons Arms
Price: £20 to £23.87
Plus: Ludwig Benecke, Alex Egan
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
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