Stand-up comedy listings. These line-ups are as accurate as we can make them, but things change, and it may be worth checking before you travel.
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It
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Date: Thu 18 Sep 2025
Venue: Portsmouth Guildhall
Price: £23.40
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It
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Date: Sun 21 Sep 2025
Venue: Winchester Arc
Price: £20
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It
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Date: Thu 2 Oct 2025
Venue: Andover The Lights
Price: £20
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It
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Date: Sat 4 Oct 2025
Venue: New Milton Forest Arts Centre
Price: £20
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It
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Date: Thu 9 Oct 2025
Venue: Northampton Royal & Derngate
Price: £22
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It
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Date: Fri 10 Oct 2025
Venue: Luton Hat Factory
Price: £22
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Caitriona Dowden, Kathryn Mather, Michael Akadiri
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Date: Sat 11 Oct 2025
Venue: Lacey Green Village Hall
Price: £20.00
Comedy Fundraiser Night for SHH Hospices. Plus: Elliot Wengler, Phil Alexander, Nick Byard
Show starts: 19:15 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It
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Date: Sat 11 Oct 2025
Venue: Brighton Komedia
Price: £22
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It
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Date: Wed 15 Oct 2025
Venue: Maidstone Hazlitt Theatre
Price: £22.50
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It
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Date: Fri 14 Nov 2025
Venue: Basingstoke Haymarket
Price: £24
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It
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Date: Sat 15 Nov 2025
Venue: Hemel Hempstead Old Town Hall
Price: £20
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It
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Date: Sun 16 Nov 2025
Venue: Hemel Hempstead Old Town Hall
Price: £20
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It
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Date: Fri 21 Nov 2025
Venue: Tunbridge Wells Trinity Theatre
Price: £22
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It
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Date: Sat 22 Nov 2025
Venue: Milton Keynes Stables
Price: £22.50
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 9 Aug 2025
Venue: Windsor Fuzzy Bear
Price: £16
Plus: Kelsey De Almeida, Laura Quinn Goh
Show starts: 18:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Esther Manito, Jeff Innocent, Tom Wrigglesworth
Date: Sat 9 Aug 2025
Venue: Brighton Komedia
Price: £13 to £20
Plus: Joshua Robertson
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Tue 12 Aug 2025
Venue: Brighton Caroline of Brunswick
Price: £9.90
Work in progress
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Cool-Aid Comedy
Date: Wed 13 Aug 2025
Venue: Brighton Caroline of Brunswick
Price: £0.00
New material comedy night
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 15 Aug 2025
Venue: Brighton Komedia
Price: £20 to £25
Plus: Lee Peart
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 16 Aug 2025
Venue: Brighton Caroline of Brunswick
Price: £9.90
Work in progress
Show starts: 15:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
James Redmond, Josephine Lacey, Phil Nichol, Prince Abdi
Date: Sat 16 Aug 2025
Venue: Windsor Fuzzy Bear
Price: £16
Show starts: 18:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 16 Aug 2025
Venue: Brighton Komedia
Price: £13 to £20
Plus: Lee Peart
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Cool-Aid Comedy
Date: Wed 20 Aug 2025
Venue: Brighton Caroline of Brunswick
Price: £0.00
New material comedy night
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 21 Aug 2025
Venue: Shoreham by Sea Ropetackle Centre
Price: £14.00
Ropetackle Comedy Club. Plus: Sam Chant, Sydney May, Lee Peart
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 21 Aug 2025
Venue: Hitchin Town Hall
Price: £20
Plus David Ephgrave
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Archie Maddocks, Carey Marx, Prince Abdi
Date: Fri 22 Aug 2025
Venue: Brighton Komedia
Price: £20 to £25
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 23 Aug 2025
Venue: Windsor Fuzzy Bear
Price: £16
Plus: Joshua Robertson, Sarah Johnson
Show starts: 18:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 23 Aug 2025
Venue: Devizes Wharf Theatre
Price: £15
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Archie Maddocks, Carey Marx, Prince Abdi
Date: Sat 23 Aug 2025
Venue: Brighton Komedia
Price: £13 to £20
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Cool-Aid Comedy
Date: Wed 27 Aug 2025
Venue: Brighton Caroline of Brunswick
Price: £0.00
New material comedy night
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
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