Stand-up comedy listings. These line-ups are as accurate as we can make them, but things change, and it may be worth checking before you travel.
Scott Bennett: Blood Sugar Baby
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Date: Sat 21 Jun 2025
Venue: Corsham Pound Arts Centre
Price: £18
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It
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Date: Thu 18 Sep 2025
Venue: Portsmouth Guildhall
Price: £23.40
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It
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Date: Sun 21 Sep 2025
Venue: Winchester Arc
Price: £20
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It
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Date: Thu 2 Oct 2025
Venue: Andover The Lights
Price: £20
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It
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Date: Sat 4 Oct 2025
Venue: New Milton Forest Arts Centre
Price: £20
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It
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Date: Thu 9 Oct 2025
Venue: Northampton Royal & Derngate
Price: £22
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It
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Date: Fri 10 Oct 2025
Venue: Luton Hat Factory
Price: £22
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It
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Date: Sat 11 Oct 2025
Venue: Brighton Komedia
Price: £22
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It
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Date: Wed 15 Oct 2025
Venue: Maidstone Hazlitt Theatre
Price: £22.50
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It
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Date: Fri 14 Nov 2025
Venue: Basingstoke Haymarket
Price: £24
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It
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Date: Sat 15 Nov 2025
Venue: Hemel Hempstead Old Town Hall
Price: £20
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It
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Date: Sun 16 Nov 2025
Venue: Hemel Hempstead Old Town Hall
Price: £20
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It
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Date: Fri 21 Nov 2025
Venue: Tunbridge Wells Trinity Theatre
Price: £22
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It
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Date: Sat 22 Nov 2025
Venue: Milton Keynes Stables
Price: £22.50
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Mike Capozzola: May You Be With The Farce!
Date: Sun 15 Jun 2025
Venue: Hastings Electric Palace
Price: £5
Show starts: 13:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Bec Hill, Jonny Awsum, Laura Lexx, Ollie Horn
Date: Sun 15 Jun 2025
Venue: Brighton Open Air Theatre
Price: £11.44
Family Friendly Comedy Show
Show starts: 13:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Mark Simmons, Sara Pascoe, Suzi Ruffell
Date: Sun 15 Jun 2025
Venue: Brighton Open Air Theatre
Price: £17.72
Show starts: 15:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sun 15 Jun 2025
Venue: Aylesbury Waterside Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sun 15 Jun 2025
Venue: Southampton Mayflower
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Angela Barnes, Stephen Grant, Troy Hawke
Date: Mon 16 Jun 2025
Venue: Brighton Open Air Theatre
Price: £17.72
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Stephen Grant, Stephen K Amos, Tom Davis
Date: Tue 17 Jun 2025
Venue: Brighton Open Air Theatre
Price: £17.72
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Tue 17 Jun 2025
Venue: Brighton Caroline of Brunswick
Price: £11
Edinburgh previews
Show starts: 19:45 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Tue 17 Jun 2025
Venue: Brighton Komedia
Price: From £15 to £18
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Tue 17 Jun 2025
Venue: Brighton Komedia
Price: From £15 to £18
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
5 Mistakes That Changed History
Date: Wed 18 Jun 2025
Venue: Portsmouth Guildhall
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Jen Brister, Stephen Grant, Zoe Lyons
Date: Wed 18 Jun 2025
Venue: Brighton Open Air Theatre
Price: £17.72
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Trygve Wakenshaw: Silly Little Things
Date: Thu 19 Jun 2025
Venue: Hove The Old Market
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Date: Thu 19 Jun 2025
Venue: Basingstoke Haymarket
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
5 Mistakes That Changed History
Date: Thu 19 Jun 2025
Venue: High Wycombe Swan
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Rhys Darby: The Legend Returns
Date: Thu 19 Jun 2025
Venue: St Albans Alban Arena
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
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