Stand-up comedy listings. These line-ups are as accurate as we can make them, but things change, and it may be worth checking before you travel.
Danny Baker: Aye Aye! Ahoy Hoy!
Date: Sat 5 Jul 2025
Venue: Richmond Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Tim Minchin: Songs The World Will Never Hear
Date: Sat 5 Jul 2025
Venue: Eventim Apollo
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 5 Jul 2025
Venue: Headliners
Price: £13.20
Edinburgh previews
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 5 Jul 2025
Venue: Canal Cafe Theatre
Price: £17.75 (£16.25 concs)
Show starts: 21:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Tim Minchin: Songs The World Will Never Hear
Date: Sun 6 Jul 2025
Venue: Eventim Apollo
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sun 6 Jul 2025
Venue: Headliners
Price: £13.20
Edinburgh previews
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Wed 9 Jul 2025
Venue: Eventim Apollo
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 10 Jul 2025
Venue: Canal Cafe Theatre
Price: £17.75 (£16.25 concs)
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Ali Woods, Esther Manito, Richard Todd, Sally-Anne Hayward
Date: Fri 11 Jul 2025
Venue: Riverside Studios
Price: £12
Plus: Ed Kear, Daman Bamrah
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 11 Jul 2025
Venue: Uxbridge Golf Club
Price: £15
Plus: Prakash Jirjadhun
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 11 Jul 2025
Venue: Canal Cafe Theatre
Price: £17.75 (£16.25 concs)
Show starts: 21:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 12 Jul 2025
Venue: Canal Cafe Theatre
Price: £17.75 (£16.25 concs)
Show starts: 21:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Wed 16 Jul 2025
Venue: Bearcat Club
Price: £15
Work in progress
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 17 Jul 2025
Venue: Canal Cafe Theatre
Price: £17.75 (£16.25 concs)
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Bassem Youssef works on a new show
Date: Fri 18 Jul 2025
Venue: Bush Hall
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Alistair Barrie, Jacob Hawley, Lorna Rose Treen
Date: Fri 18 Jul 2025
Venue: Riverside Studios
Price: £12
Plus: Amy Webber, Hubert Mayer
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 18 Jul 2025
Venue: Canal Cafe Theatre
Price: £17.75 (£16.25 concs)
Show starts: 21:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 19 Jul 2025
Venue: Canal Cafe Theatre
Price: £17.75 (£16.25 concs)
Show starts: 21:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Bassem Youssef
Date: Sun 20 Jul 2025
Venue: Bush Hall
Price: £35.75
Work in progress
Date: Wed 23 Jul 2025
Venue: Bearcat Club
Price: £15
Work in progress
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Andy Parsons, Jo Caulfield, Judi Love, Mark Watson, Paul Sinha, Sam Campbell, Stephen K Amos
Date: Thu 24 Jul 2025
Venue: Ealing Comedy Festival
Price: £26.50 to £30.50
Opening gala
Date: Thu 24 Jul 2025
Venue: Canal Cafe Theatre
Price: £17.75 (£16.25 concs)
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Abandoman, Grace Campbell, Mark Steel, Rory Bremner
Date: Fri 25 Jul 2025
Venue: Ealing Comedy Festival
Price: £26.50 to £30.50
Jessie Nixon, Kate Lucas, Prince Abdi
Date: Fri 25 Jul 2025
Venue: Riverside Studios
Price: £12
Plus: Chris Ford
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 26 Jul 2025
Venue: Canal Cafe Theatre
Price: £17.75 (£16.25 concs)
Show starts: 21:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Wed 30 Jul 2025
Venue: Bearcat Club
Price: £22
Work in progress
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Chris McCausland, Justin Moorhouse, Nina Conti, Phil Wang
Date: Thu 31 Jul 2025
Venue: Ealing Comedy Festival
Price: £26.50 to £30.50
Date: Thu 31 Jul 2025
Venue: Canal Cafe Theatre
Price: £17.75 (£16.25 concs)
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Sam Adamson: Shake My Hand Goodnight
Date: Thu 31 Jul 2025
Venue: Barons Court Theatre
Price: £14
Show starts: 21:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Ivo Graham, John Shuttleworth, Marcus Brigstocke, Michelle De Swarte, Scott Bennett, Seann Walsh, Sunil Patel
Date: Fri 1 Aug 2025
Venue: Ealing Comedy Festival
Price: £26.50 to £30.50
Closing gala
Show starts: 19:45 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
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