Stand-up comedy listings. These line-ups are as accurate as we can make them, but things change, and it may be worth checking before you travel.
Bring Your Own Baby Comedy
Date: Wed 4 Mar 2026
Venue: Twickenham The Exchange
Price: £13.00
Comics: Abi Carter-Simpson, Carly Smallman, Esther Manito
Show starts: 12:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Wed 4 Mar 2026
Venue: The Crown & Treaty Uxbridge
Price: £12.50 to £20
Plus: Callum Mackenzie, Emmanuel O, Anna Gray, Pete Picton & Sion James
Show starts: 20:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 5 Mar 2026
Venue: Eventim Apollo
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 6 Mar 2026
Venue: Twickenham The Exchange
Date: Fri 6 Mar 2026
Venue: Eventim Apollo
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 6 Mar 2026
Venue: Headliners
Price: £22
Plus: Thor Stenhaug, Rachel Galvo
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 7 Mar 2026
Venue: Eventim Apollo
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Andrew Bird, Erich McElroy, Radu Isac, Tom Toal
Date: Sat 7 Mar 2026
Venue: Bearcat Club
Price: £20
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 7 Mar 2026
Venue: Headliners
Price: £22
Plus: Thor Stenhaug, Rachel Galvo
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sun 8 Mar 2026
Venue: Richmond Theatre
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 12 Mar 2026
Venue: Eventim Apollo
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 13 Mar 2026
Venue: Royal Albert Hall
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Keith Farnan, Laura Smyth, Milton Jones, Red Richardson
Date: Fri 13 Mar 2026
Venue: Rickmansworth Watersmeet Theatre
Price: £25.00
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Greg Davies - Full Fat Legend
Date: Fri 13 Mar 2026
Venue: Eventim Apollo
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Boothby Graffoe, Dave Fulton, Kae Kurd, Ria Lina
Date: Fri 13 Mar 2026
Venue: Headliners
Price: £22
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 14 Mar 2026
Venue: Royal Albert Hall
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 14 Mar 2026
Venue: Eventim Apollo
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Kate Barron, Nathan Caton, Peter Flanagan, Tim Clark
Date: Sat 14 Mar 2026
Venue: Bearcat Club
Price: £20
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Boothby Graffoe, Dave Fulton, Javier Jarquin, Ria Lina
Date: Sat 14 Mar 2026
Venue: Headliners
Price: £22
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 19 Mar 2026
Venue: The Trafalgar
Price: £18
Always Be Comedy
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Tommy Cooper Remembered
Date: Thu 19 Mar 2026
Venue: The Anglers Teddington
Price: £18.00
An evening of Tommy Cooper jokes and magic
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Vittorio Angelone: You Can’t Say Nothing Any More
Date: Fri 20 Mar 2026
Venue: Eventim Apollo
Price: £19.50 to £36
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 20 Mar 2026
Venue: Shepherds Bush Empire
Price: £30
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
John Moloney, Matt Bragg, Simon Evans
Date: Fri 20 Mar 2026
Venue: Headliners
Price: £22
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Jack Hester, Raymond & Mr Timpkins Revue, Simon Evans
Date: Sat 21 Mar 2026
Venue: Bearcat Club
Price: £20
Plus: Alexander Mason
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
John Moloney, Matt Bragg, Simon Evans
Date: Sat 21 Mar 2026
Venue: Headliners
Price: £22
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Paul Merton and Suki Webster's Improv Show
Date: Sun 22 Mar 2026
Venue: Richmond Theatre
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Teenage Cancer Trust comedy night
Date: Tue 24 Mar 2026
Venue: Royal Albert Hall
Comics: Andy Hamilton, Athena Kugblenu, Bridget Christie, Dara Ó Briain, Dom Joly, Jack Dee, Maisie Adam, Miles Jupp, Stewart Lee
'Cure-ated' by Robert Smith
Date: Thu 26 Mar 2026
Venue: White City Studio
Price: £20
Jump On Comedy
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Ahir Shah, Amy Gledhill, Ben Pope, Jenny Eclair, Rob Delaney
Date: Fri 27 Mar 2026
Venue: Cadogan Hall
Price: £25.00 to £35.00
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
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