Daniel Kitson: Dot. Dot. Dot.

Daniel Kitson: Dot. Dot. Dot.

Show type: Tour

Starring: Daniel Kitson

A new show for empty theatres.


I have not been operating within the guidelines and I have not been guided by the science and I have not come out the other side stronger or wiser or better for the experience. I didn’t eat out to help out and I didn’t become a parent and I have not made use of a reciprocal travel corridor. I haven’t moved out of London and I haven’t volunteered for anything and I haven’t attended a socially distanced outdoor performance of Educating Rita. I didn’t keep going to work and I didn’t work remotely and I did not use this time to work on my physique. I haven’t done laps of my garden and I haven’t put myself in harms way and I have done nothing to support the British hospitality industry. I did not miss out on medical treatment. I did not learn a language. I did not postpone a wedding. I did not book a staycation in Cornwall or the Lakes or somewhere on the Kent coast. I didn’t march and I didn’t go swimming and I didn’t get tested and I did not “read more”. I’ve not been on a boat. I’ve not been shielding, I’ve not been struggling with childcare, I’ve not been playing football on Tuesdays, I’ve not been killed and I’ve not been attending gatherings of up to six households. I haven’t lost my job, I haven’t attended a funeral, I haven’t used a foodbank and I haven’t touched my parents since Christmas.




Daniel Kitson presents his account of six ridiculous and devastating months, experienced largely from a safe distance, almost immediately misremembered and retold here so inaccurately as to be, very nearly fictional. Conceived and written specifically to be performed in and streamed from empty theatres with audience capacity limited to that of each venue, this will hopefully be a lot more fun than it sounds."

Upcoming Dates

Date: Mon 26 Oct 2020
Venue: Hebden Bridge Little Theatre
Price: £7
Info: Preview. Show will be performed in an empty theatre. Tickets to the live online streaming limited to the capacity of the venue.

Date: Tue 27 Oct 2020
Venue: Hebden Bridge Little Theatre
Price: £7
Info: Preview. Show will be performed in an empty theatre. Tickets to the live online streaming limited to the capacity of the venue.

Date: Wed 28 Oct 2020
Venue: Hebden Bridge Little Theatre
Price: £7
Info: Preview. Show will be performed in an empty theatre. Tickets to the live online streaming limited to the capacity of the venue.

Date: Sun 1 Nov 2020
Venue: Edinburgh Royal Lyceum Theatre
Price: £10
Info: Show will be performed in an empty theatre. Tickets to the live online streaming limited to the capacity of the venue.
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)

Date: Mon 2 Nov 2020
Venue: Edinburgh Royal Lyceum Theatre
Price: £10
Info: Show will be performed in an empty theatre. Tickets to the live online streaming limited to the capacity of the venue.
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)

Date: Wed 4 Nov 2020
Venue: Liverpool Royal Court Theatre
Price: £10
Info: Show will be performed in an empty theatre. Tickets to the live online streaming limited to the capacity of the venue.
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)

Date: Thu 5 Nov 2020
Venue: Liverpool Royal Court Theatre
Price: £10
Info: Show will be performed in an empty theatre. Tickets to the live online streaming limited to the capacity of the venue.
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)

Date: Fri 6 Nov 2020
Venue: Liverpool Royal Court Theatre
Price: £10
Info: Show will be performed in an empty theatre. Tickets to the live online streaming limited to the capacity of the venue.
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)

Date: Sat 7 Nov 2020
Venue: Liverpool Royal Court Theatre
Price: £10
Info: Show will be performed in an empty theatre. Tickets to the live online streaming limited to the capacity of the venue.
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)

Date: Sat 7 Nov 2020
Venue: Liverpool Royal Court Theatre
Price: £10
Info: Show will be performed in an empty theatre. Tickets to the live online streaming limited to the capacity of the venue.
Show starts: 14:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)

Date: Sun 8 Nov 2020
Venue: Mold Theatr Clwyd
Price: £10
Info: Show will be performed in an empty theatre. Tickets to the live online streaming limited to the capacity of the venue.
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)

Date: Mon 9 Nov 2020
Venue: Nottingham Playhouse
Price: £10
Info: Show will be performed in an empty theatre. Tickets to the live online streaming limited to the capacity of the venue.
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)

Date: Wed 11 Nov 2020
Venue: Hove The Old Market
Price: £10
Info: Show will be performed in an empty theatre. Tickets to the live online streaming limited to the capacity of the venue.
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)

Date: Thu 12 Nov 2020
Venue: Hove The Old Market
Price: £10
Info: Show will be performed in an empty theatre. Tickets to the live online streaming limited to the capacity of the venue.
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)

Date: Fri 13 Nov 2020
Venue: Hove The Old Market
Price: £10
Info: Show will be performed in an empty theatre. Tickets to the live online streaming limited to the capacity of the venue.
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)

Date: Sat 14 Nov 2020
Venue: Hove The Old Market
Price: £10
Info: Show will be performed in an empty theatre. Tickets to the live online streaming limited to the capacity of the venue.
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)

Date: Mon 16 Nov 2020
Venue: Huddersfield Lawrence Batley Theatre
Price: £10
Info: Show will be performed in an empty theatre. Tickets to the live online streaming limited to the capacity of the venue.
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)

Date: Tue 17 Nov 2020
Venue: Huddersfield Lawrence Batley Theatre
Price: £10
Info: Show will be performed in an empty theatre. Tickets to the live online streaming limited to the capacity of the venue.
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)

Date: Thu 19 Nov 2020
Venue: Bristol Tobacco Factory Theatres
Price: £10
Info: Show will be performed in an empty theatre. Tickets to the live online streaming limited to the capacity of the venue.
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)

Date: Fri 20 Nov 2020
Venue: Bristol Tobacco Factory Theatres
Price: £10
Info: Show will be performed in an empty theatre. Tickets to the live online streaming limited to the capacity of the venue.
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)

Date: Sat 21 Nov 2020
Venue: Bristol Tobacco Factory Theatres
Price: £10
Info: Show will be performed in an empty theatre. Tickets to the live online streaming limited to the capacity of the venue.
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)

Date: Tue 24 Nov 2020
Venue: Manchester Home
Price: £10
Info: Show will be performed in an empty theatre. Tickets to the live online streaming limited to the capacity of the venue.
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)

Date: Wed 25 Nov 2020
Venue: Manchester Home
Price: £10
Info: Show will be performed in an empty theatre. Tickets to the live online streaming limited to the capacity of the venue.
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)

Date: Thu 26 Nov 2020
Venue: Manchester Home
Price: £10
Info: Show will be performed in an empty theatre. Tickets to the live online streaming limited to the capacity of the venue.
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)

Date: Fri 27 Nov 2020
Venue: Milford Haven Torch Theatre
Price: £10
Info: Show will be performed in an empty theatre. Tickets to the live online streaming limited to the capacity of the venue.
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)

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