Stand-up comedy listings. These line-ups are as accurate as we can make them, but things change, and it may be worth checking before you travel.
Jordan Gray: Is That a C*ck in Your Pocket, or Are You Just Here to Kill Me?
Date: Thu 5 Mar 2026
Venue: Kendal Brewery Arts Centre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Showstopper! The Improvised Musical
Date: Fri 6 Mar 2026
Venue: Salford Lowry
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Josh Jones: I Haven’t Won The Lottery So Here’s Another Tour Show
Date: Fri 6 Mar 2026
Venue: Southport The Atkinson
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Daliso Chaponda: Topical Storm
Date: Fri 6 Mar 2026
Venue: Chorley Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Janine Harouni: This Is What You Waited For
Date: Sat 7 Mar 2026
Venue: Liverpool Philharmonic Hall
Price: 19:30
Showstopper! The Improvised Musical
Date: Sat 7 Mar 2026
Venue: Salford Lowry
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Josh Widdicombe: Not My Cup of Tea
Date: Sat 7 Mar 2026
Venue: Isle Of Man Gaiety Theatre and Villa Marina
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Date: Sat 7 Mar 2026
Venue: Crewe Lyceum Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 7 Mar 2026
Venue: Carlisle Sands Centre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Clinton Baptiste: Spectral Intercourse
Date: Sun 8 Mar 2026
Venue: Crewe Lyceum Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sun 8 Mar 2026
Venue: Darwen Library Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Jason Manford: A Manford All Seasons
Date: Sun 8 Mar 2026
Venue: Kendal Leisure Centre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sun 8 Mar 2026
Venue: Salford Lowry
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Mon 9 Mar 2026
Venue: Liverpool Philharmonic Hall
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
The Eternal Shame of Sue Perkins
Date: Wed 11 Mar 2026
Venue: Liverpool Philharmonic Hall
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Daliso Chaponda: Topical Storm
Date: Wed 11 Mar 2026
Venue: Sale Waterside Arts Centre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 12 Mar 2026
Venue: Carlisle Old Fire Station Arts Centre
Price: £22.20
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Al Murray: All You Need Is Guv
Date: Thu 12 Mar 2026
Venue: Manchester Opera House
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 12 Mar 2026
Venue: Chester Alexander's
Price: £23
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 12 Mar 2026
Venue: Salford Lowry
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Michelle De Swarte: The Afters
Date: Fri 13 Mar 2026
Venue: Salford Lowry
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Ian Smith: Foot Spa Half Empty
Date: Fri 13 Mar 2026
Venue: Manchester Fairfield Social Club
Price: £16.50
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 13 Mar 2026
Venue: Manchester Opera House
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Alasdair Beckett-King: King of Crumbs
Date: Fri 13 Mar 2026
Venue: Liverpool Epstein Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 14 Mar 2026
Venue: Manchester Opera House
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Russell Howard: Don’t Tell The Algorithm
Date: Sun 15 Mar 2026
Venue: Liverpool Empire
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 15:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Clinton Baptiste: Spectral Intercourse
Date: Sun 15 Mar 2026
Venue: Salford Lowry
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
The Eternal Shame of Sue Perkins
Date: Sun 15 Mar 2026
Venue: Blackpool Grand
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Russell Howard: Don’t Tell The Algorithm
Date: Sun 15 Mar 2026
Venue: Liverpool Empire
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sun 15 Mar 2026
Venue: Salford Lowry
Price: £23
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
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