Stand-up comedy listings. These line-ups are as accurate as we can make them, but things change, and it may be worth checking before you travel.
MC Hammersmith: Hippity Hoppity Get Off My Property
Date: Mon 16 Mar 2026
Venue: Liverpool The Slaughter House
Price: £17.50
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Garth Marenghi’s This Bursted Earth
Date: Wed 18 Mar 2026
Venue: Southport The Atkinson
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Luke and Pete Talking Sheet Podcast Live
Date: Wed 18 Mar 2026
Venue: Manchester Frog And Bucket
Price: £22
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Wed 18 Mar 2026
Venue: Chorley Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Wed 18 Mar 2026
Venue: Carlisle Old Fire Station Arts Centre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Work in progress
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 19 Mar 2026
Venue: Liverpool Hot Water Comedy Club Seel Street
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Daniel O'Reilly: Let's Have It
Date: Thu 19 Mar 2026
Venue: Liverpool Hot Water Comedy Club
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 19 Mar 2026
Venue: Liverpool Empire
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Garth Marenghi’s This Bursted Earth
Date: Thu 19 Mar 2026
Venue: Carlisle Old Fire Station Arts Centre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 19 Mar 2026
Venue: Manchester Fairfield Social Club
Price: £22
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 20 Mar 2026
Venue: Sale Waterside Arts Centre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Paul McCaffrey: What a Time to Be Alive
Date: Fri 20 Mar 2026
Venue: Birkenhead Future Yard
Price: £ 16.80 (£13.44 concs)
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Tom Rosenthal: Whatever People Say I Am, That's What I Am
Date: Fri 20 Mar 2026
Venue: Chorley Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Lieven Scheire: Artificial Intelligence
Date: Fri 20 Mar 2026
Venue: Southport The Atkinson
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Jessica Fostekew: Iconic Breath
Date: Sat 21 Mar 2026
Venue: Lancaster The Dukes
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Date: Sat 21 Mar 2026
Venue: Southport The Atkinson
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 21 Mar 2026
Venue: Salford Lowry
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Jessica Fostekew: Iconic Breath
Date: Sun 22 Mar 2026
Venue: Salford Lowry
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Josh Jones: I Haven’t Won The Lottery So Here’s Another Tour Show
Date: Sun 22 Mar 2026
Venue: Bolton Octagon Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Date: Sun 22 Mar 2026
Venue: Chester Storyhouse
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sun 22 Mar 2026
Venue: Carlisle Old Fire Station Arts Centre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Mon 23 Mar 2026
Venue: Salford Lowry
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Date: Tue 24 Mar 2026
Venue: Salford Lowry
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Date: Tue 24 Mar 2026
Venue: Lancaster Grand Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Pierre Novellie: You Sit There, I’ll Stand Here
Date: Wed 25 Mar 2026
Venue: Liverpool Royal Court Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Date: Wed 25 Mar 2026
Venue: Liverpool M&S Arena and Auditorium
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 26 Mar 2026
Venue: Liverpool Hot Water Comedy Club
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Date: Thu 26 Mar 2026
Venue: Lancaster Grand Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Lorna Rose Treen: Now That’s What I Call Characters
Date: Thu 26 Mar 2026
Venue: Manchester Fairfield Social Club
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 27 Mar 2026
Venue: Chorley Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
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