Stand-up comedy listings. These line-ups are as accurate as we can make them, but things change, and it may be worth checking before you travel.
Gyles Brandreth: Can't Stop Talking
Date: Sun 12 Apr 2026
Venue: Bournemouth Pavilion Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 15:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Paul McCaffrey: What a Time to Be Alive
Date: Wed 15 Apr 2026
Venue: Swindon Arts Centre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Date: Thu 16 Apr 2026
Venue: Salisbury Arts Centre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Al Murray: All You Need Is Guv
Date: Thu 16 Apr 2026
Venue: Basingstoke Anvil
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 17 Apr 2026
Venue: Swindon Arts Centre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Date: Fri 17 Apr 2026
Venue: New Milton Forest Arts Centre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Date: Fri 17 Apr 2026
Venue: Trowbridge The Civic
Price: £28.00
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Al Murray: All You Need Is Guv
Date: Fri 17 Apr 2026
Venue: Portsmouth Guildhall
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 17 Apr 2026
Venue: Southampton The Attic
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 18 Apr 2026
Venue: Poole Lighthouse Arts Centre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Date: Sat 18 Apr 2026
Venue: Winchester Theatre Royal
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Date: Sun 19 Apr 2026
Venue: Basingstoke Haymarket
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Date: Sun 19 Apr 2026
Venue: Southsea Wedgewood Rooms
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Ian Smith: Foot Spa Half Empty
Date: Mon 20 Apr 2026
Venue: Corsham Pound Arts Centre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Date: Wed 22 Apr 2026
Venue: Swindon Wyvern Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 23 Apr 2026
Venue: Salisbury Playhouse
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 24 Apr 2026
Venue: Swindon Arts Centre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 24 Apr 2026
Venue: Swindon Arts Centre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 24 Apr 2026
Venue: Winchester Arc
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 24 Apr 2026
Venue: Bournemouth Pavilion Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Jessica Fostekew: Iconic Breath
Date: Sat 25 Apr 2026
Venue: Swindon Arts Centre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Date: Sat 25 Apr 2026
Venue: Southampton The Attic
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Gary Delaney: Gary on Laughing
Date: Thu 30 Apr 2026
Venue: Eastleigh The Point
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Al Murray: All You Need Is Guv
Date: Fri 1 May 2026
Venue: Weymouth Pavilion
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
John Kearns: Tilting at Windmills
Date: Fri 1 May 2026
Venue: Portsmouth New Theatre Royal
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 2 May 2026
Venue: Bridport Electric Palace
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Kiell Smith-Bynoe & Friends: Kool Story Bro
Date: Sun 3 May 2026
Venue: Fareham Live
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Jamie Hutchinson: Can My Mate Come? He's Sound
Date: Tue 5 May 2026
Venue: Southampton The Attic
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:45 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Pierre Novellie: You Sit There, I’ll Stand Here
Date: Wed 6 May 2026
Venue: Andover The Lights
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Jamie Hutchinson: Can My Mate Come? He's Sound
Date: Wed 6 May 2026
Venue: Southampton The Attic
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:45 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
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