Stand-up comedy listings. These line-ups are as accurate as we can make them, but things change, and it may be worth checking before you travel.
Ed Patrick: Numb and Number
Date: Fri 20 Nov 2026
Venue: Newport Quay Arts
Price: From £16.00 to £21.00
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 21 Nov 2026
Venue: Swindon Wyvern Theatre
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 21 Nov 2026
Venue: Bournemouth International Centre
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sun 22 Nov 2026
Venue: Swindon Arts Centre
Date: Wed 25 Nov 2026
Venue: Totton Hanger Farm Arts Centre
Jonathan Pie: The End Of The World According To Jonathan Pie
Date: Thu 26 Nov 2026
Venue: Basingstoke Anvil
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Mark Thomas: 40 in Stand-Up Years
Date: Thu 26 Nov 2026
Venue: Aldershot West End Centre
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Mark Thomas: 40 in Stand-Up Years
Date: Fri 27 Nov 2026
Venue: Eastleigh The Point
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Romesh Ranganathan Will Change Your Life
Date: Sat 28 Nov 2026
Venue: Basingstoke Anvil
Show starts: 16:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 28 Nov 2026
Venue: Southampton Central Hall
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Mark Thomas: 40 in Stand-Up Years
Date: Sun 29 Nov 2026
Venue: Southsea Wedgewood Rooms
Price: £20.00
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Mark Thomas: 40 in Stand-Up Years
Date: Sun 29 Nov 2026
Venue: Southsea Wedgewood Rooms
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Tue 1 Dec 2026
Venue: Southsea Wedgewood Rooms
The Scummy Mummies Christmas Show
Date: Wed 2 Dec 2026
Venue: Trowbridge The Civic
Price: £25.00
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Kevin Bridges: Here If You Need Me
Date: Sun 6 Dec 2026
Venue: Bournemouth International Centre
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Alan Carr: Have I Said Too Much?
Date: Tue 19 Jan 2027
Venue: Swindon Wyvern Theatre
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Alan Carr: Have I Said Too Much?
Date: Wed 20 Jan 2027
Venue: Swindon Wyvern Theatre
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Alan Carr: Have I Said Too Much?
Date: Thu 21 Jan 2027
Venue: Swindon Wyvern Theatre
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Lucy Beaumont: Bad At Quiz Shows, Good With Weirdos
Date: Thu 28 Jan 2027
Venue: Poole Lighthouse Arts Centre
Lucy Beaumont: Bad At Quiz Shows, Good With Weirdos
Date: Sat 30 Jan 2027
Venue: Swindon Wyvern Theatre
Date: Mon 1 Feb 2027
Venue: Bournemouth International Centre
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Tue 2 Feb 2027
Venue: Bournemouth International Centre
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Gary Delaney: Gary on Laughing
Date: Thu 4 Feb 2027
Venue: Trowbridge The Civic
Price: £27.50
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Gary Delaney: Gary on Laughing
Date: Thu 4 Feb 2027
Venue: Trowbridge The Civic
Price: £27.50
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Gary Delaney: Gary on Laughing
Date: Wed 10 Feb 2027
Venue: Aldershot Princes Hall
Price: £33.25
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Wed 10 Feb 2027
Venue: Bournemouth International Centre
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 11 Feb 2027
Venue: Bournemouth International Centre
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 11 Feb 2027
Venue: Aldershot Princes Hall
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 12 Feb 2027
Venue: Swindon Wyvern Theatre
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 13 Feb 2027
Venue: Portsmouth Guildhall
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