Stand-up comedy listings. These line-ups are as accurate as we can make them, but things change, and it may be worth checking before you travel.
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It
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Date: Fri 14 Nov 2025
Venue: Basingstoke Haymarket
Price: £24
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
The Em Show: Tales from a Little Laughing Lesbian
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Date: Thu 22 Jan 2026
Venue: Swindon Arts Centre
Price: £16.00
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
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Date: Wed 23 Sep 2026
Venue: Winchester Theatre Royal
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
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Date: Fri 25 Sep 2026
Venue: Bridport Electric Palace
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Scott Bennett: Blood Sugar Baby
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Date: Wed 30 Sep 2026
Venue: Aldershot Princes Hall
Price: £25.00
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Scott Bennett: Blood Sugar Baby
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Date: Fri 23 Oct 2026
Venue: Eastleigh The Point
Price: £24.50
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Wed 29 Oct 2025
Venue: Swindon Arts Centre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Nick Helm: No One Gets Out Alive
Date: Wed 29 Oct 2025
Venue: Southampton The Attic
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Count Arthur Strong Is Charles Dickens In A Christmas Carol
Date: Thu 30 Oct 2025
Venue: Wimborne Tivoli Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 30 Oct 2025
Venue: Totton Hanger Farm Arts Centre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Mark Watson: Before It Overtakes Us
Date: Thu 30 Oct 2025
Venue: Winchester Theatre Royal
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 30 Oct 2025
Venue: New Milton Forest Arts Centre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 31 Oct 2025
Venue: Swindon Wyvern Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Daniel O'Reilly: Let's Have It
Date: Sat 1 Nov 2025
Venue: Weymouth Pavilion
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Kevin Bloody Wilson: Dilligaf Legend, Live
Date: Sun 2 Nov 2025
Venue: Bournemouth Pavilion Theatre
Price: £35.50
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Cally Beaton: Namaste Motherf*ckers
Date: Sun 2 Nov 2025
Venue: Southampton The Attic
Price: £22
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Cally Beaton: Namaste Motherf*ckers
Date: Mon 3 Nov 2025
Venue: Swindon Arts Centre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Date: Mon 3 Nov 2025
Venue: Andover The Lights
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Work in progress
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Cally Beaton: Namaste Motherf*ckers
Date: Tue 4 Nov 2025
Venue: Andover The Lights
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Date: Tue 4 Nov 2025
Venue: Portsmouth Guildhall
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Tue 4 Nov 2025
Venue: Fareham Live
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Rachel Galvo: The Shite Feminist
Date: Tue 4 Nov 2025
Venue: Southsea Wedgewood Rooms
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Kevin Bloody Wilson: Dilligaf Legend, Live
Date: Wed 5 Nov 2025
Venue: Swindon Wyvern Theatre
Price: £35.50
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Nurse Georgie Carroll: Infectious
Date: Wed 5 Nov 2025
Venue: Aldershot Princes Hall
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Kevin Bloody Wilson: Dilligaf Legend, Live
Date: Thu 6 Nov 2025
Venue: Shanklin Theatre
Price: £35.50
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Jason Byrne: Head in the Clouds
Date: Thu 6 Nov 2025
Venue: Lyme Regis Marine Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Emmanuel Sonubi: Life After Near Death
Date: Thu 6 Nov 2025
Venue: Swindon Arts Centre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Glenn Moore: Please Sir, Glenn I Have Some Moore?
Date: Thu 6 Nov 2025
Venue: Aldershot West End Centre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Rosie Jones: I Can’t Tell What She’s Saying
Date: Fri 7 Nov 2025
Venue: Southampton Mast Mayflower Studios
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Glenn Moore: Please Sir, Glenn I Have Some Moore?
Date: Fri 7 Nov 2025
Venue: Swindon Arts Centre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
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