Stand-up comedy listings. These line-ups are as accurate as we can make them, but things change, and it may be worth checking before you travel.
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It
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Date: Fri 14 Nov 2025
Venue: Basingstoke Haymarket
Price: £24
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
The Em Show: Tales from a Little Laughing Lesbian
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Date: Thu 22 Jan 2026
Venue: Swindon Arts Centre
Price: £16.00
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
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Date: Wed 23 Sep 2026
Venue: Winchester Theatre Royal
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
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Date: Fri 25 Sep 2026
Venue: Bridport Electric Palace
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Scott Bennett: Blood Sugar Baby
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Date: Wed 30 Sep 2026
Venue: Aldershot Princes Hall
Price: £25.00
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Scott Bennett: Blood Sugar Baby
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Date: Fri 23 Oct 2026
Venue: Eastleigh The Point
Price: £24.50
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Griff Rhys Jones: The Cat’s Pyjamas
Date: Tue 11 Nov 2025
Venue: Basingstoke Haymarket
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Kevin Bloody Wilson: Dilligaf Legend, Live
Date: Tue 11 Nov 2025
Venue: Basingstoke Anvil
Price: £35.50
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Tue 11 Nov 2025
Venue: Andover The Lights
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Work in progress
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Grace Petrie: This Is No Time To Panic!
Date: Wed 12 Nov 2025
Venue: Southampton Guildhall
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Wed 12 Nov 2025
Venue: Bournemouth Pavilion Theatre
Price: £30.00
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 13 Nov 2025
Venue: Winchester Arc
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Shaparak Khorsandi: Scatterbrain
Date: Thu 13 Nov 2025
Venue: Hedge End Berry Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 13 Nov 2025
Venue: Bournemouth Pavilion Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 14 Nov 2025
Venue: Portsmouth New Theatre Royal
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Date: Fri 14 Nov 2025
Venue: Southampton Guildhall
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 14 Nov 2025
Venue: Eastleigh Concorde Club
Price: £15
Jongleurs Comedy Club. Plus: Ben Harrington, Des Feely
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 14 Nov 2025
Venue: Bournemouth International Centre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Manford's Comedy Club
Date: Fri 14 Nov 2025
Venue: Southampton The Stage Door
Price: £14
Comics: Laura Lexx, Will Duggan
Plus: Aaron Twitchen, Ryan Mold
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Red Richardson, Tom Ward, Vittorio Angelone, Colin Owens
Date: Fri 14 Nov 2025
Venue: Southampton Papillon
Price: From £18.50 to £22.50
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Sara Pascoe: I Am A Strange Gloop
Date: Sat 15 Nov 2025
Venue: Basingstoke Anvil
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Date: Sat 15 Nov 2025
Venue: Weymouth Pavilion
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 16:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Ross Noble: Cranium of Curiosities
Date: Sat 15 Nov 2025
Venue: Winchester Theatre Royal
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Horatio Gould: Return of the Space Cowboy
Date: Sat 15 Nov 2025
Venue: Winchester Arc
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 15 Nov 2025
Venue: Dorchester Thomas Hardye Theatre
Price: £21
Plus: Luke Honnoraty
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 15 Nov 2025
Venue: Bournemouth International Centre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 15 Nov 2025
Venue: Bridport Electric Palace
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 15 Nov 2025
Venue: Bournemouth Pier Theatre
Price: £15 to £18
Jongleurs Comedy Club.
Plus: James Mileham.
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sun 16 Nov 2025
Venue: Swindon Arts Centre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Emmanuel Sonubi: Life After Near Death
Date: Sun 16 Nov 2025
Venue: Southsea Wedgewood Rooms
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
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