Stand-up comedy listings. These line-ups are as accurate as we can make them, but things change, and it may be worth checking before you travel.
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Date: Wed 23 Sep 2026
Venue: Winchester Theatre Royal
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
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Date: Fri 25 Sep 2026
Venue: Bridport Electric Palace
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Scott Bennett: Blood Sugar Baby
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Date: Wed 30 Sep 2026
Venue: Aldershot Princes Hall
Price: £25.00
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Scott Bennett: Blood Sugar Baby
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Date: Fri 23 Oct 2026
Venue: Eastleigh The Point
Price: £24.50
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Ross Noble: Cranium of Curiosities
Date: Mon 16 Mar 2026
Venue: Swindon Wyvern Theatre
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Wed 18 Mar 2026
Venue: Andover The Lights
Date: Thu 19 Mar 2026
Venue: New Milton Forest Arts Centre
Rhod Gilbert & The Giant Grapefruit
Date: Thu 19 Mar 2026
Venue: Salisbury City Hall
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Michelle De Swarte: The Afters
Date: Thu 19 Mar 2026
Venue: Swindon Wyvern Theatre
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Jack Skipper, James Redmond, Vlad Ilich, Colin Owens
Date: Fri 20 Mar 2026
Venue: Southampton Papillon
Price: From £19.5 to £22.5
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Michelle De Swarte: The Afters
Date: Sat 21 Mar 2026
Venue: Southampton Mast Mayflower Studios
Date: Sat 21 Mar 2026
Venue: Aldershot West End Centre
Cally Beaton: Namaste Motherf*ckers
Date: Sat 21 Mar 2026
Venue: Bridport Arts Centre
Russell Howard: Don’t Tell The Algorithm
Date: Sat 21 Mar 2026
Venue: Portsmouth Guildhall
Show starts: 15:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Jason Manford: A Manford All Seasons
Date: Sat 21 Mar 2026
Venue: Salisbury City Hall
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Russell Howard: Don’t Tell The Algorithm
Date: Sat 21 Mar 2026
Venue: Portsmouth Guildhall
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Pierre Novellie: You Sit There, I’ll Stand Here
Date: Sun 22 Mar 2026
Venue: Swindon Arts Centre
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Lieven Scheire: Artificial Intelligence
Date: Mon 23 Mar 2026
Venue: Andover The Lights
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Tue 24 Mar 2026
Venue: Southampton Mast Mayflower Studios
John Kearns: Tilting at Windmills
Date: Wed 25 Mar 2026
Venue: Winchester Theatre Royal
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Clinton Baptiste: Spectral Intercourse
Date: Wed 25 Mar 2026
Venue: Swindon Wyvern Theatre
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 26 Mar 2026
Venue: Wimborne Tivoli Theatre
Date: Thu 26 Mar 2026
Venue: Winchester Railway Inn
Price: £8.00
Plus: Duncan Adam, Jack Clay, Hazel Donovan, Ben Ashurst. Having The Track Comedy
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 26 Mar 2026
Venue: Southampton The Attic
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 26 Mar 2026
Venue: Andover The Lights
Price: £17.50
Work in progress
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Mark Watson: Before It Overtakes Us
Date: Thu 26 Mar 2026
Venue: Aldershot West End Centre
Price: £22.50
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Paul Merton and Suki Webster's Improv Show
Date: Thu 26 Mar 2026
Venue: Swindon Wyvern Theatre
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Jessica Fostekew: Iconic Breath
Date: Fri 27 Mar 2026
Venue: Eastleigh The Point
John Kearns: Tilting at Windmills
Date: Fri 27 Mar 2026
Venue: Southampton Mast Mayflower Studios
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
The Eternal Shame of Sue Perkins
Date: Fri 27 Mar 2026
Venue: Poole Lighthouse Arts Centre
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
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