What's Jools Holland's favourite dish?
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When people ask me if
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I might be colourblind I see that as a green flag.
Did a wolf write this https://t.co/6JVdcPmhSq
— Erica Buist (@ericabuist) February 2, 2024
Jools Holland's favourite dish is beef bourgiwourgignon.
— Moose Allain (2024 edition) Ꙭ (@MooseAllain) January 29, 2024
How a Brummie asks for a prawn cocktail flavour crisp pic.twitter.com/bx8Y5lkmO9
— Olaf Falafel (@OFalafel) February 1, 2024
We’re hearing reports a second banana in pyjamas is coming down the stairs
— Glenn Moore (@TheNewsAtGlenn) January 31, 2024
• Jools Holland picture © Chris Boland.
Published: 2 Feb 2024