
Who invented video conferencing?
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Accidentally said "Shirley" instead of "Siri" and now my phone is stuck in Airplane mode
— Stone Cold Jane Austen (@AbbyHiggs) January 20, 2024
People keep giving me scale models of Liverpool. I suppose I should be thankful for small Merseys.
— Moose Allain (2024 edition) (@MooseAllain) January 20, 2024
Video conferencing was actually invented by the people at Quorn, as it's a meet substitute.
— Paul Eggleston (@pauleggleston) January 22, 2024
If aliens don’t exist, we’re the most intelligent species the universe has managed to produce — a miraculous flicker of consciousness from the remnants of stars. Anyway, just spent ten minutes trying to write a joke based on the idea ponies are to horses as shallots are to onions
— Hari Kanth (@harihkanth) January 25, 2024
I nearly managed to persuade Joe Pesci to change his will to include me. And I would have gotten away with it if it hadn't been for those Pesci kids
— Sanjeev Kohli (@govindajeggy) January 23, 2024
"I was told my grandad served on a mimesweeper during the war."
— Ian Power (@IHPower) January 26, 2024
"Shouldn't that be a minesweeper?"
"I don't know, he'd never talk about it."
— CEEFAUX (@ceefaux) January 25, 2024
Last night a DJ sprayed my wife pic.twitter.com/eAw6XfcUGq
— Rob Palk (@robpalkwriter) January 25, 2024
i have a number of serious questions pic.twitter.com/2P15xzlaBR
— Adam (@adamgreattweet) January 20, 2024
Published: 26 Jan 2024