What's Aliens really about?

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Rwanda Bill is probably just another one of Grant Shapps’ aliases.
— GlennyRodge (@GlennyRodge) January 17, 2024

They'll have to drag her kicking and screaming from the wheat fields. https://t.co/WxEZFPsRVl
— HENRY MORRIS (@mrhenrymorris) January 19, 2024

According to a survey, 1 in 4 hills are very steep.
— Alf (@whoelsebutalf) January 17, 2024

I’m enjoying the way air fryers are just getting bigger and bigger, and look forward to the day someone gets a large air fryer installed as integral in their kitchen and realises it’s a fan assisted oven.
— Legs (@L3GSV) January 19, 2024

It’s only a murder of crows if there’s probable caws
— Stone Cold Jane Austen (@AbbyHiggs) January 17, 2024

Shocking events at the Scottish country dancing marathon last night.

Some of us are still reeling.
— Sean Patrick (@seanptellsjokes) January 14, 2024

If you're a xenomorph, the film 'Aliens' is about a hardworking mum trying to bring up a family on a frontier homestead until a load of soldiers turns up & massacres everyone.
— Nick Pettigrew (@Nick_Pettigrew) January 17, 2024

If a pheasant kicks sand in your face on a Spanish beach don't hate the playa, hate the game.
— Olaf Falafel (@OFalafel) January 19, 2024

Hipster colleague: "There’s no i in team!"

Me: "True… but there is a u in cunt."
— Ian Power (@IHPower) January 19, 2024

What I admire about Gary Lineker is that he didn’t let the fact he soiled himself during that football match put him off. He carried on, undie-turd.
— Nick Pettigrew (@Nick_Pettigrew) January 17, 2024

It turns out that when you're asked which kid is your favorite, you're expected to pick from your own. I know that now.
— John Paul (@IAm_JohnPaulAF) January 18, 2024

"If I was on fire, what would you do to put me out?"
"I dunno. Ask to borrow your lawn mower"
— Craig Deeley(@craiguito) January 14, 2024

A drunk guy once asked me to tattoo one of The Red Hot Chilli Peppers on his face. I sent him away with a Flea in his ear
— Sanjeev Kohli (@govindajeggy) January 18, 2024