Why do Bards suddenly appear....?
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'Because I’m a comic, people are always surprised I’m not thick as shit.' Russell Kane
Posts of the week
No offence bro but literally everyone is comparing thee to a summer’s day lmao they’re all saying thou art more lovely and more temperate
— Glenn Moore (@TheNewsAtGlenn) November 11, 2023
The lamp-post outside my house has vanished, so I've sent my cat out with a poster stuck to her asking if anyone's seen it.
— Craig Deeley (@craiguito) November 16, 2023
Why do Bards suddenly appear
— Flups (@TheRealFlups) November 15, 2023
Ev’ry time you are near?
Just like me
They long to be
Or not to be
Close to you
Don’t you feel like maybe the name "Newfoundland" was intended as a placeholder?
— Ginny Hogan (@ginnyhogan_) November 16, 2023
A colon can really change
— RC deWinter (@RCdeWinter) November 12, 2023
the meaning of a sentence.
Example:
"The marbles fell out of my pocket."
"The marbles fell out of my colon."
Directing your first feature film is called a debut because it puts u in debt
— Adam Lavis (@AdamLavis) November 15, 2023
THE FAILED CARTOGRAPHER (Palindrome)
— Anthony Etherin (@Anthony_Etherin) November 15, 2023
Demand a hill, at solid nadir….
Damn it!
One morn,
I saw I was in Rome,
not in Madrid,
and I lost all I had named....
Aleister Crowley was a very promising snooker player & could have made top 16, but the "no rest for the wicked" rule hampered him on long shots
— Sanjeev Kohli (@govindajeggy) November 15, 2023
I was disappointed to find out a sexagenarian is someone in their 60s and not a career option
— Joel Jeffrey (@joeljeffrey) November 15, 2023
"Dress for the job you want", they say. Well, I always wanted to be a professional boxer, and now I can't open this packet of crisps, so thanks a bunch for that.
— Jason (@NickMotown) November 16, 2023
Published: 17 Nov 2023
