What's the difference between Iron Man and Aluminum Man?

Tweets of the week

Glastonbury festival has now announced the full lineup for 2023, and I’d like to point out that I’m old enough to remember seeing Frank Sinatra at Glastonbury. He wasn’t there, but it was a very good year for mushrooms.
— paul bassett davies (@thewritertype) May 30, 2023

June the 1st sounds like a fun queen.
— Craig Deeley (@craiguito) June 1, 2023

I’ve just found out my mate's playing the front end of Black Beauty in a new stage production… he's a bit of a dark horse!
— Neil (@_Enanem_) May 30, 2023

Well, this tweet on AI won’t write itself
— Rufus Jones (@rufusjones1) June 1, 2023

how many freudians does it take to change a light boob?
— GlennyRodge (@GlennyRodge) June 1, 2023

dunno why zombies groan all the time, it’s not like they have to go to work or anything, they can do whatever they please, cheer up
— Toby Earle (@TobyonTV) June 1, 2023

boss: any ideas

me: a tree that fucks you back

boss: i meant about…did u say back?
— m@thew (@TweetPotato314) June 1, 2023

[library]
hi do you have any books about when a guy is really mad at one specific whale
— Fresh Lettuce (@newLettuce) May 24, 2023

Once I dreamt I crossed an ocean of orangeade but it was just a fantasy.
— Gary Delaney is on tour now (@GaryDelaney) May 30, 2023

What's the difference between Iron Man and Aluminum Man?

Iron Man stops the bad guys.

Aluminum Man just foils their plans.
— mariana Z (@mariana057) June 1, 2023