© Prabhu Chandian/Pexels What does this happen every full moon?
Tweets of the week
Tweets of the week
I always wanted to be a motivational speaker but in the end I couldn’t be bothered.
— Gary Delaney is on tour now (@GaryDelaney) October 3, 2022
Every full moon, my depot turns into a werehouse.
— Olaf Falafel (@OFalafel) October 5, 2022
Not to victim blame but why did you bring a needle into a haystack in the first place
— dj fuck (@eggshellfriend) October 4, 2022
This Netflix spin off to Dahmer and Greg is a real change of tone.
— Tony Cowards (@TonyCowards) September 29, 2022
I'm sorry but "non-fungible" will always mean "impossible to turn into a mushroom" to me
— Stacy's Flag Means Spooky (@DarkLiterata) October 7, 2022
1970s FACT: The New Seekers actually did try to teach the world to sing in perfect harmony once, but failed because Holland was too flat.
— GlennyRodge (@GlennyRodge) October 7, 2022
Daniel Day Lewis is taking the day off.
— Alf (@whoelsebutalf) October 6, 2022
So from now on just call him Daniel Lewis.
I bumped into an old school friend in the antique shop, he was buying a globe for his wife… it's a small world.
— Neil (@_Enanem_) October 3, 2022
I tried to tempt her with a Wispa Gold but she wasn't interested pic.twitter.com/nMTwHgHfyZ
— Joe Heenan (@joeheenan) October 5, 2022
Published: 7 Oct 2022
