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Tweets of the week
Tweets of the week
I like big butts and I cannot lie. My friend here likes big butts and cannot tell the truth. You may ask us three questions.
— Lord Rat Squirt (@lordratsquirt) May 10, 2024
"I'm autistic."
— Arjun Panickssery is in London (@panickssery) May 10, 2024
"Does that mean you take things literally?"
"No, you're thinking of kleptomaniacs."
My ducks are not in a row. My ducks have got loose and are shitting over my to-do list. One of them is on fire.
— Kate Devlin (@drkatedevlin) May 9, 2024
I like the tfl workers that sit in those little glass cubicles at stations. Feel like they could tell me my fortune if I give them a big shiny coin
— Ali Woods (@AliWoodsGigs) May 7, 2024
ugh just spilled my starbucks coffee on my phone and now all my contacts are misspelled.
— kim (@KimmyMonte) May 9, 2024
Who called it a clip-on hair extension and not a phoney-tail
— Craig Deeley ????????????️???? ???????? (@craiguito) May 10, 2024
Couldn't afford a man cave. Had to settle for a gazebro.
— WJ Reid (@WJReid3) May 7, 2024
Happy birthday to the great Sigmund Freud, who would have been 168 years penis today.
— paul bassett davies (@thewritertype) May 6, 2024
Sometimes you just have to stand up and be counted. I've already done it today. There's one of me.
— Sanjeev Kohli (@govindajeggy) May 4, 2024
Whatever they’re looking at must be pretty crazy https://t.co/AEARlUBRZI
— Chase Mitchell (@ChaseMit) May 10, 2024
Published: 11 May 2024
