© Pixabay Why are they called shower heads?
Tweets of the week
Tweets of the week
They call it a shower head but they should call it a shower mouth because all it does is puke water on me
— He Called Me Greenhorn (@WhatsAGreenhorn) April 5, 2022
We're a fully vegetarian restaurant, you can bring your own ham but we'll have to charge you porkage
— Joe Bates (@joebatesss) April 8, 2022
Doctors without borders, huh? What if I make a border out of apples, then what?
— Dave Cactus (@dave_cactus) April 6, 2022
You want me to hydrate? Like the stuff that killed the Titanic?
— Nostradadmus (@bigpoppadrunk) April 4, 2022
Apparently the reason Scrappy Doo was so rebellious was because he got injected with a particle from the lead singer of Motörhead.
— Olaf Falafel (@OFalafel) April 5, 2022
Lemmy atom. Lemmy atom.
when the moon hits your knees
— Smeagol (@Smeagol92055B) April 7, 2022
and you mispronounce trees
sycamore
if einstein was a dolphin it would be e=eeᵉ
— kie (@kieransofar) April 7, 2022
Published: 8 Apr 2022
