If Scrooge was a stand-up
Tweets of the week
Quote of the week
‘To all critics of stand-up comedy: do you understand that when your piece comes out, we’ve already left town – with the money’ Jerry Seinfeld
Tweets of the week
'101 Things To Do With Binary' is a much shorter book than I expected.
— James Cook (@jamesecook) December 15, 2020
Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer pic.twitter.com/ULUdXsEbL9
— Tom Button (@tombutton) December 14, 2020
You wait ages for a ghost and then three come along at once - Ebenezer Scrooge, observational comedian.
— Gary Delaney (@GaryDelaney) December 16, 2020
Meryl Streep's siblings are called Quality, Coronation and Miracle-on-34th.
— John-Luke Roberts 🥕 (@jlukeroberts) December 17, 2020
Last Christmas, your mum came to ours
— Brian Bilston (@brian_bilston) December 17, 2020
and the very next day, we saw uncle Ray.
This year, we’re in the third tier,
so we’re not doing anything special (special).
That ABBA tribute band were incredibly loud last night. You could hear the drums from Nandos
— Sanjeev Kohli (@govindajeggy) December 15, 2020
A new depressing edge this year to the lyrics ‘and so this is Christmas and what have you done?’
— Lulu Popplewell (@lulu_popplewell) December 18, 2020
it is getting harder to tumble out of bed and stumble to the kitchen and pour myself a cup of ambition
— sam (she/her) (@vegetariangoth) December 16, 2020
Published: 18 Dec 2020
