Real news from SNL's Weekend Update
Donald Trump’s new obsession with men’s asses led SNL’s Weekend Update last night.
Segment hosts Colin Jost and Michael Che also spoke about the barely-disguise racism levelled at Muslim Democrat midterm hopeful, including Ted Cruz saying Americans will die if he wins his Senate race.
Published: 1 Nov 2026
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