Bill Gates invests in new sex trafficking startup

From The Onion

Bill Gates has made a major investment in a promising new business venture.

Preteen Labs seeks to make human trafficking more sustainable for future generations.

And the billionaire’s cash – and expertise gleaned from his connections to Jeffrey Epstein – could be a massive boon for the startup. 

The Onion News Network has more.

Published: 19 Jun 2026

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