Colin from Portsmouth prepares for Armageddon

From The Exploding Heads

Colin from Portsmouth is preparing for Armageddon.

The radio phone-in regular is on a war footing, following the government’s advice to stockpile enough food to last three days in case of a national emergency.

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Published: 13 Nov 2026

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