Stand-up comedy listings. These line-ups are as accurate as we can make them, but things change, and it may be worth checking before you travel.
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It
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Date: Fri 5 Sep 2025
Venue: Lancaster Grand Theatre
Price: £20
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It
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Date: Fri 12 Sep 2025
Venue: Chorley Theatre
Price: £20
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It
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Date: Fri 17 Oct 2025
Venue: Kendal Brewery Arts Centre
Price: £23
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It
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Date: Sat 18 Oct 2025
Venue: Darwen Library Theatre
Price: £21.50
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It
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Date: Sat 21 Feb 2026
Venue: Salford Lowry
Price: £24.50
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 29 May 2025
Venue: Millom The Beggars Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Date: Thu 29 May 2025
Venue: Manchester Grub
Price: £16
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Showstopper! The Improvised Musical
Date: Thu 29 May 2025
Venue: Blackpool Opera House
Price: £20.40
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Kane Brown: Don't Listen To Me
Date: Thu 29 May 2025
Venue: Manchester New Century
Price: £17.50 to £32.50
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Alex Boardman, Ray Bradshaw, Rob Rouse
Date: Thu 29 May 2025
Venue: Manchester Frog And Bucket
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Plus: Hollie Noble,Bella Humphries
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 30 May 2025
Venue: Lancaster Grand Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Rory Bremner: Making An Impression
Date: Fri 30 May 2025
Venue: Chester Storyhouse
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Date: Fri 30 May 2025
Venue: Liverpool Hot Water Comedy Club
Price: £16
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Bethany Black, Danny McLoughlin, Ian Stone, Robyn Perkins
Date: Fri 30 May 2025
Venue: Manchester Bierkeller
Price: £16
The Comedy Store
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Sophie McCartney: One Foot In The Rave
Date: Fri 30 May 2025
Venue: Warrington Parr Hall and Pyramid
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Alex Boardman, Danny McLoughlin, Jessie Nixon, Ray Bradshaw
Date: Fri 30 May 2025
Venue: Manchester Frog And Bucket
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Alex Boardman, Danny McLoughlin, Jessie Nixon, Ray Bradshaw
Date: Sat 31 May 2025
Venue: Manchester Frog And Bucket
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Two shows: 4pm and 8pm
Show starts: 16:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Luis J Gomez
Date: Sat 31 May 2025
Venue: Manchester Creatures Comedy Club
Price: £22
Visiting New York comedian
Show starts: 17:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Bethany Black, Danny McLoughlin, Eddy Brimson, Robyn Perkins
Date: Sat 31 May 2025
Venue: Manchester Bierkeller
Price: £20
The Comedy Store
Show starts: 18:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 31 May 2025
Venue: Kendal Brewery Arts Centre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 31 May 2025
Venue: Chorley Theatre
Price: £13.50
Manford's Comedy Club. Plus: Dean Coughlin, Jordan Ducharme
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Emmanuel Sonubi, Maisie Adam, Russell Howard, Hayley Ellis
Date: Sat 31 May 2025
Venue: Blackpool Opera House
Price: £35
Manford's Comedy Club
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 31 May 2025
Venue: Whitehaven Rosehill Theatre
Price: £18
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 31 May 2025
Venue: Isle Of Man Gaiety Theatre and Villa Marina
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 21:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sun 1 Jun 2025
Venue: Manchester Frog And Bucket
Price: £14
Show starts: 15:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sun 1 Jun 2025
Venue: Salford Lowry
Price: £18.00
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Beat the Frog
Date: Mon 2 Jun 2025
Venue: Manchester Frog And Bucket
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
New act challenge with MC Brennan Reece
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Gianmarco Soresi: The Drama King Tour
Date: Tue 3 Jun 2025
Venue: Manchester Stoller Hall
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Visiting American stand-up
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Femmes and Thems
Date: Tue 3 Jun 2025
Venue: Manchester Frog And Bucket
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Comics: Dee Allum, Hannah Platt
Plus: Alex Stringer ,Emily Bampton,Laura Davies
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Lost Voice Guy, Matt Reed, Mick Ferry
Date: Wed 4 Jun 2025
Venue: Congleton Lion and Swan
Price: £16.50
Plus: Charlie Lewis
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
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