Stand-up comedy listings. These line-ups are as accurate as we can make them, but things change, and it may be worth checking before you travel.
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It
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Date: Thu 9 Oct 2025
Venue: Northampton Royal & Derngate
Price: £22
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It
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Date: Fri 10 Oct 2025
Venue: Luton Hat Factory
Price: £22
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It
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Date: Sat 15 Nov 2025
Venue: Hemel Hempstead Old Town Hall
Price: £20
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It
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Date: Sun 16 Nov 2025
Venue: Hemel Hempstead Old Town Hall
Price: £20
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It
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Date: Sat 22 Nov 2025
Venue: Milton Keynes Stables
Price: £22.50
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sun 15 Jun 2025
Venue: Aylesbury Waterside Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
5 Mistakes That Changed History
Date: Thu 19 Jun 2025
Venue: High Wycombe Swan
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Rhys Darby: The Legend Returns
Date: Thu 19 Jun 2025
Venue: St Albans Alban Arena
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Date: Thu 19 Jun 2025
Venue: Maidenhead Norden Farm Centre For The Arts
Price: £15.50
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 19 Jun 2025
Venue: Maidenhead Norden Farm Centre For The Arts
Price: £15
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Harriet Kemsley, Reginald D Hunter
Date: Thu 19 Jun 2025
Venue: Hitchin Town Hall
Price: £17
Plus: David Ephgrave
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Harriet Kemsley, Jen Brister, Russell Hicks
Date: Fri 20 Jun 2025
Venue: Bishops Stortford South Mill Arts
Price: £22.50
Plus: Josh Weller
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Gordon Southern, Matt Richardson
Date: Sat 21 Jun 2025
Venue: Oxford Glee Club
Price: £19 (£12 concs)
Jarred Christmas, Josh James, Kate Barron
Date: Sat 21 Jun 2025
Venue: Windsor Fuzzy Bear
Price: £16
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Cerys Nelmes, Jarred Christmas, Kate Barron
Date: Sat 21 Jun 2025
Venue: Aylesbury Level One
Price: £16
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 21 Jun 2025
Venue: Stevenage Gordon Craig Theatre and Concert Hall
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Rhod Gilbert & The Giant Grapefruit
Date: Wed 25 Jun 2025
Venue: Oxford New Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Babatunde Aléshé, Harriet Kemsley, Laura Lexx, Mark Watson
Date: Thu 26 Jun 2025
Venue: Potters Bar Wyllyotts Theatre
Price: £23.50
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 26 Jun 2025
Venue: Towcester Mill Brewery
Price: £16.00
Funhouse Comedy Club
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 26 Jun 2025
Venue: Towcester Mill Brewery
Price: £16.00
Funhouse Comedy. Plus: Sam Wyatt, Madeleine Brettingham, Pete Teckman
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 26 Jun 2025
Venue: Blisworth Walnut Tree Inn
Price: £14.00
Funhouse Comedy Club
Show starts: 20:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Geoff Norcott, James Cook, Matt Bragg
Date: Thu 26 Jun 2025
Venue: Blisworth Walnut Tree Inn
Price: £14.00
Funhouse Comedy. Plus: Jo Frank, Dylan Dodds
Show starts: 20:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Maureen Younger, Sean Percival, Simon Wozniak
Date: Sat 28 Jun 2025
Venue: Oxford Glee Club
Price: £19 (£12 concs)
5 Mistakes That Changed History
Date: Sat 28 Jun 2025
Venue: Bishops Stortford South Mill Arts
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Date: Sat 28 Jun 2025
Venue: Windsor Fuzzy Bear
Price: £16
Plus: Eleanor Conway, Jay Handley
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Ollie Horn, Paul Tonkinson, Robert White
Date: Sat 28 Jun 2025
Venue: Aylesbury Level One
Price: £14
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sun 29 Jun 2025
Venue: Hoddesdon Hertfordshire Studios
Price: £15
Jongelurs Comedy Club. Plus: Adam Morrison, Justin Panks
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Tim Minchin: Songs The World Will Never Hear
Date: Mon 30 Jun 2025
Venue: Oxford New Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Date: Tue 1 Jul 2025
Venue: Oxford Tap Social Movement
Price: £9.90
Edinburgh preview
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Tue 1 Jul 2025
Venue: Oxford Tap Social Movement
Price: £9.90
Edinburgh preview
Show starts: 21:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
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