Stand-up comedy listings. These line-ups are as accurate as we can make them, but things change, and it may be worth checking before you travel.
Grubby Little Mitts: Eyes Closed, Mouths Open
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Date: Fri 23 May 2025
Venue: Soho Theatre
Price: £18
Show starts: 20:45 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Grubby Little Mitts: Eyes Closed, Mouths Open
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Date: Sat 24 May 2025
Venue: Soho Theatre
Price: £18
Show starts: 20:45 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
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Date: Wed 4 Jun 2025
Venue: The Ship Fitzrovia
Price: £5 to reserve - pay what you can at the end
Plus: Michael Shafar
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
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Date: Wed 18 Jun 2025
Venue: The Ship Fitzrovia
Price: £5 to reserve - pay what you can at the end
Plus: Alex Camp, Frances Keyton
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
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Date: Wed 2 Jul 2025
Venue: The Ship Fitzrovia
Price: £5 to reserve - pay what you can at the end
Plus: Hannah Byczkowski, Alex Kitson
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
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Date: Wed 16 Jul 2025
Venue: The Ship Fitzrovia
Price: £5 to reserve - pay what you can at the end
Plus: Matthew Ali
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Jessie Nixon, Steve Bugeja, Ted Hill
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Date: Wed 19 Nov 2025
Venue: The Ship Fitzrovia
Price: £5 to reserve - pay what you can at the end
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It
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Date: Thu 20 Nov 2025
Venue: Leicester Square Theatre
Price: £22
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
MC Hammersmith: The MC Stands for Middle Class
Date: Fri 23 May 2025
Venue: Leicester Square Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 23 May 2025
Venue: Museum Of Comedy
Price: £19
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Meow Meow: It’s Come to This
Date: Fri 23 May 2025
Venue: Soho Theatre
Price: From £23
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Jeff Innocent, Larry Dean, Ricky Balshaw, Sally-Anne Hayward
Date: Fri 23 May 2025
Venue: Comedy Store
Price: £24 (£18 concs)
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 23 May 2025
Venue: Duchess Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 23 May 2025
Venue: Noel Coward Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Al Murray The Pub Landlord: Guv Island
Date: Fri 23 May 2025
Venue: London Palladium
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Covent Garden Cabaret Club
Date: Fri 23 May 2025
Venue: Prince of Wales Covent Garden
Price: From £10 to £15
Singing drag queens and stand up comedy with Dolly Dimond, Polly Pocketbook, Mike Stand, Martin Besserman
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
99 Club
Date: Fri 23 May 2025
Venue: Arboretum
Price: £18.00
Comics: Joe Bor, Michael Odewale, Sara Barron
Show starts: 20:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Grubby Little Mitts: Eyes Closed, Mouths Open
Date: Fri 23 May 2025
Venue: Soho Theatre
Price: £14
Show starts: 20:45 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 24 May 2025
Venue: Noel Coward Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 14:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Meow Meow: It’s Come to This
Date: Sat 24 May 2025
Venue: Soho Theatre
Price: From £23
Two shows: 3pm and 7pm
Show starts: 15:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Jeff Innocent, Larry Dean, Ricky Balshaw, Sally-Anne Hayward
Date: Sat 24 May 2025
Venue: Comedy Store
Price: £24 (£18 concs)
Two shows: 6.30pm and 9.30pm
Show starts: 18:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
99 Club
Date: Sat 24 May 2025
Venue: Arboretum
Price: £20.00
Comics: Alexander Bennett, Michael Odewale, Sara Barron
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 24 May 2025
Venue: Duchess Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Chelsea Handler: A Broad Abroad
Date: Sat 24 May 2025
Venue: London Palladium
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
David Ward, Martin Durchov, Paddy Lennox
Date: Sat 24 May 2025
Venue: Freemasons Arms
Price: £20 to £23.87
Plus: Ludwig Benecke, Alex Egan
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
99 Club
Date: Sat 24 May 2025
Venue: Arboretum
Price: £20.00
Comics: Alexander Bennett, Michael Odewale, Sara Barron
Show starts: 20:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Grubby Little Mitts: Eyes Closed, Mouths Open
Date: Sat 24 May 2025
Venue: Soho Theatre
Price: £14
Show starts: 20:45 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
London Cabaret Carnival
Date: Sat 24 May 2025
Venue: Jamboree
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
With Mat Ricardo, Ashley Stroud, Sebastian Angelique, Symoné
Show starts: 21:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sun 25 May 2025
Venue: Noel Coward Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sun 25 May 2025
Venue: Duchess Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
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