Stand-up comedy listings. These line-ups are as accurate as we can make them, but things change, and it may be worth checking before you travel.
99 Club
Date: Tue 30 Dec 2025
Venue: Arboretum
Price: £25.00
Comics: Funmbi Omotayo, Michael Akadiri, Spring Day
Show starts: 20:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Wed 31 Dec 2025
Venue: Duchess Theatre
Price: £24 to £104.75
Show starts: 14:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Wed 31 Dec 2025
Venue: Apollo Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Finlay Christie, Marcus Brigstocke, Paul Thorne, Thanyia Moore, Tom Ward
Date: Wed 31 Dec 2025
Venue: Comedy Store
Price: £49.58 to £60.13
Plus after party
Show starts: 20:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
99 Club
Date: Wed 31 Dec 2025
Venue: Arboretum
Price: £35.00
Comics: Bobby Mair, Marlon Davis, Tiff Stevenson
Show starts: 20:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 1 Jan 2026
Venue: Top Secret Comedy Club Drury Lane
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
COBO: Comedy Shutdown. Plus: Kat B, Diesel, Bamph, Nancy Macdonald
Sh!t-Faced Showtime: A Pissed-mas Carol
Date: Fri 2 Jan 2026
Venue: Leicester Square Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 2 Jan 2026
Venue: Soho Theatre
Price: From £19
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 2 Jan 2026
Venue: Soho Theatre
Price: From £20.50
Show starts: 19:15 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 2 Jan 2026
Venue: Duchess Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 2 Jan 2026
Venue: Apollo Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 3 Jan 2026
Venue: Apollo Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 14:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 3 Jan 2026
Venue: Duchess Theatre
Price: £24 to £104.75
Show starts: 14:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Sh!t-Faced Showtime: A Pissed-mas Carol
Date: Sat 3 Jan 2026
Venue: Leicester Square Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 3 Jan 2026
Venue: Soho Theatre
Price: From £19
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 3 Jan 2026
Venue: Soho Theatre
Price: From £20.50
Show starts: 19:15 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 3 Jan 2026
Venue: Duchess Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sun 4 Jan 2026
Venue: Apollo Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 14:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sun 4 Jan 2026
Venue: Duchess Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 15:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Sh!t-Faced Showtime: A Pissed-mas Carol
Date: Sun 4 Jan 2026
Venue: Leicester Square Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 16:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Kate Owens: Cooking with Kathryn
Date: Mon 5 Jan 2026
Venue: Soho Theatre
Price: £18 to £20
Show starts: 18:45 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Mon 5 Jan 2026
Venue: Soho Theatre
Price: From £20.50
Show starts: 19:15 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Mon 5 Jan 2026
Venue: Soho Theatre
Price: From £17
Show starts: 20:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Kate Owens: Cooking with Kathryn
Date: Tue 6 Jan 2026
Venue: Soho Theatre
Price: £18 to £20
Show starts: 18:45 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Tue 6 Jan 2026
Venue: Soho Theatre
Price: From £20.50
Show starts: 19:15 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Tue 6 Jan 2026
Venue: Duchess Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Tue 6 Jan 2026
Venue: Apollo Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Tue 6 Jan 2026
Venue: Soho Theatre
Price: From £17
Show starts: 20:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Kate Owens: Cooking with Kathryn
Date: Wed 7 Jan 2026
Venue: Soho Theatre
Price: £18 to £20
Show starts: 18:45 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Wed 7 Jan 2026
Venue: Soho Theatre
Price: From £20.50
Show starts: 19:15 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
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