Stand-up comedy listings. These line-ups are as accurate as we can make them, but things change, and it may be worth checking before you travel.
Rosie Jones: I Can’t Tell What She’s Saying
Date: Tue 31 Mar 2026
Venue: Soho Theatre
Price: From £22
Live recording
Show starts: 20:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Bobby Mair, Dan Antopolski, Kate Barron
Date: Tue 31 Mar 2026
Venue: Arboretum
Price: £10.00
Show starts: 20:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Wed 1 Apr 2026
Venue: Apollo Theatre
Price: £24 to £143.50
Show starts: 14:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Barbara Nice, Madeleine Brettingham, Shaparak Khorsandi, Sian Davies, Spring Day, Suzy Bennett
Date: Wed 1 Apr 2026
Venue: Comedy Store
Live Comedy Day: Funny Women Live at The Comedy Store
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Wed 1 Apr 2026
Venue: Underbelly Boulevard
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Wed 1 Apr 2026
Venue: Arboretum
Price: £9.90
Plus: Valeria Vulpe
Show starts: 20:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Nasser Al-Rayess
Date: Thu 2 Apr 2026
Venue: Leicester Square Theatre
Price: £25
Syrian-American comedian
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 2 Apr 2026
Venue: Underbelly Boulevard
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Monica Hsueh: How To Be A Strong Woman In One Hour
Date: Thu 2 Apr 2026
Venue: The Coach House
Price: £10.00
Show starts: 19:15 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 2 Apr 2026
Venue: Arboretum
Price: £15.40
Show starts: 20:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Will Owen: Looking Fab at Fifty
Date: Thu 2 Apr 2026
Venue: Soho Theatre
Price: From £20
Show starts: 20:45 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
MC Hammersmith: Hippity Hoppity Get Off My Property
Date: Fri 3 Apr 2026
Venue: Leicester Square Theatre
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 3 Apr 2026
Venue: Underbelly Boulevard
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Jeff Innocent, Sally-Anne Hayward
Date: Fri 3 Apr 2026
Venue: Arboretum
Price: £19.80
Show starts: 20:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Will Owen: Looking Fab at Fifty
Date: Fri 3 Apr 2026
Venue: Soho Theatre
Price: From £20
Show starts: 20:45 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 4 Apr 2026
Venue: Duchess Theatre
Price: £24 to £104.75
Show starts: 14:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Alasdair Beckett-King: King of Crumbs
Date: Sat 4 Apr 2026
Venue: Leicester Square Theatre
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 4 Apr 2026
Venue: Underbelly Boulevard
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Bobby Mair, Josh Baulf, Pete Gionis
Date: Sat 4 Apr 2026
Venue: The Conduit
Price: From £15.00 to £70.00
Comedy Carnival
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 4 Apr 2026
Venue: Arboretum
Price: £22.00
Show starts: 20:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Bobby Mair, Josh Baulf, Pete Gionis
Date: Sat 4 Apr 2026
Venue: Seven Dials Club
Price: From £15.00 to £62.00
Show starts: 20:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Will Owen: Looking Fab at Fifty
Date: Sat 4 Apr 2026
Venue: Soho Theatre
Price: From £20
Show starts: 20:45 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sun 5 Apr 2026
Venue: Apollo Theatre
Price: £24 to £143.50
Show starts: 14:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Mark Thomas, Sally-Anne Hayward
Date: Tue 7 Apr 2026
Venue: Arboretum
Price: £9.90
Plus: Samira Banks
Show starts: 20:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Wed 8 Apr 2026
Venue: Apollo Theatre
Price: £24 to £143.50
Show starts: 14:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Wed 8 Apr 2026
Venue: Bloomsbury Theatre
Price: £29
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Wed 8 Apr 2026
Venue: Arboretum
Price: £9.90
Plus: Naomi Cooper,Ro Dodgson
Show starts: 20:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 9 Apr 2026
Venue: Leicester Square Theatre
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Monica Hsueh: How To Be A Strong Woman In One Hour
Date: Thu 9 Apr 2026
Venue: The Coach House
Price: £10.00
Show starts: 19:15 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 9 Apr 2026
Venue: Arboretum
Price: £15.40
Show starts: 20:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
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