In Off Menu: Live the genie waiter (James Acaster) and maiitre d’ (Ed Gamble) will quiz a guest about their dream cuisine – their favourite ever starter, main course, dessert, side dish and drink (not in that order) – live on stage. Featuring a different guest each night, and a slightly different version of James’ Diet Coke story.

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