'You don’t have to help the leaves off the trees...'

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Baron Cameron of Chipping Norton sounds like the name a character in an American sitcom would choose if there was a plot line where they had to pretend they were from England.
— Amanda (@Pandamoanimum) November 20, 2023

I like my men like I like my passwords: weak and chosen by me
— Ginny Hogan (@ginnyhogan_) November 17, 2023

No, I will NOT help you mate a Cheetah with a deer. It's clear that you're just trying to make a quick buck.
— T'Other Simon (@TOther_Simon) November 17, 2023

medium: [confused] this spirit REALLY hates someone named Mario

me: it's entirely possible that i brought the Luigi board instead.
— Graham Kritzer (@GrahamKritzer) November 21, 2023

My father was born a conjoined twin.

His brother was my uncle on my father's side once removed.
— mariana Z (@mariana057) November 23, 2023

"I always found the phrase ‘no shit, Sherlock’ a bit…."

"Alimentary, my dear Watson?"
— Jason (@NickMotown) November 18, 2023

You don’t have to help the leaves off the trees, it’s all autumnated these days.
— Moose Allain Ꙭ (@MooseAllain) November 22, 2023

My grandad always used to say to me "Pints, gallons, litres, cubic inches" which, I think, speaks volumes
— Olaf Falafel (@OFalafel) November 23, 2023