I love to take a book and go sit in the park...
Tweets of the week
It was the Busta Rimes, it was the Wusta Rhymes
— Craig Deeley (@craiguito) April 22, 2023
I love to take a book and go sit in the park.
— Andrew Nadeau (@TheAndrewNadeau) April 21, 2023
That way the trees know what happens to them if they try anything.
If the night has a thousand eyes, it must have at least five hundred noses. Just saying.
— paul bassett davies (@thewritertype) April 28, 2023
Where it shall do battle with the Paper of Fate and the Scissors of Doom https://t.co/NtglVFu9u3
— Moose Allain Ꙭ (@MooseAllain) April 28, 2023
I had a couple of aggressive Jehovah’s Witnesses at the door. They glowered at me and shouted "Do You Want Psalm, Well Do You?". #lunchpun @Midgetgems26
— caughtjeste (@brucedon5) April 26, 2023
Ten months til pancake day and Tesco already selling eggs and flour
— William Stone (@itswilliamstone) April 26, 2023
What goes quick?
— Olaf Falafel (@OFalafel) April 24, 2023
A duck from New Zealand
So King Charles has assembled fragments of the Mary Rose, shards from Christ's crucifix & now the Stone Of Destiny. Who does he think he is? Thanos?
— Bacardi Oakheart (@Midgetgems26) April 28, 2023
Huge if true pic.twitter.com/irAFWXzVcj
— Matt Green (@mattgreencomedy) April 25, 2023
— Gary Delaney is on tour now (@GaryDelaney) April 27, 2023
Published: 28 Apr 2023