Tweets of the week

Tweets of the week

Where do mathematicians go when they die?
The symmetry

— Robyn (@RawBeanCoal) August 10, 2021

Password tip for married men. Use something you did wrong as that way your wife will never let you forget it.

— Gary Delaney is on tour now (@GaryDelaney) August 13, 2021

[job interview]

“Describe yourself in three words?”

“Always pushing the boundaries.”

— Ian Power (@IHPower) August 11, 2021

a dating app for anti-vaxxers called okstupid

— gianmarco (@GianmarcoSoresi) August 12, 2021

Never been into Fleetwood Mac but just heard a song where they start playing a cover of the theme from Formula One at the end love it lads let’s have Grandstand next please 👍

— Husko (@DankAckroyd) August 8, 2021

I have a cuckoo clock. It tells the time in other people’s homes.

— Olaf Falafel (@OFalafel) August 11, 2021

‘I can’t be arsed’ is an anagram of something probably.

— Scott Hoad (@ScottHoad) August 12, 2021

I don’t think this is the coughing emoji. pic.twitter.com/ZurZXVHJkv

— Kirstie ❤️🖤 (@kirstie_talbot) August 12, 2021

Published: 13 Aug 2021