'They're in desperate need of validation'

Comedians have been dubbed the worst type of celebrities to spend the night with.

That’s according to a woman who had more than 20-starry encounters through elite A-list dating site Raya – and reported her findings in today’s Daily Mail.

The app has a reported waiting list of 100,000 names, with only eight per cent of applicants getting in, whereupon they are sworn to secrecy.

However, that didn’t stop one woman, an anoymous thirtysomething who ‘works in the entertainment industry’, from reporting her experiences in a national newspaper.

She gossiped: ‘Comedians are often short-tempered, not Funny in Real Life and in desperate need of validation; also, the worst in bed by far. I’ve dated so many now that I consider myself in a position to generalise.

‘Comedians are like grown-up babies — always in need of attention and on the brink of an inexplicable tantrum.’

She also discovered that actors are self-absorbed and that sportsmen are good in the sack, but don’t understand sarcasm. What a big surprise that was.

Published: 19 Apr 2021