© Kamoompics Can you burn a salad?
Tweets of the week
Tweets of the week
A customer has just bought a 2021 calendar.
— Waterstones Piccadilly 😷 (@WaterstonesPicc) August 12, 2020
Sir, we admire your optimism.
A.A. Milne has been downgraded to C.D. Milne
— Joe Heenan (@joeheenan) August 14, 2020
They say it’s impossible to burn salad but this one is definitely chard.
— Olaf Falafel (@OFalafel) August 13, 2020
Reading a book called "The History of Guacamole", not the best I’ve ever read but it’s ideal for dipping into.
— Tony Cowards (@TonyCowards) August 12, 2020
Urologists are always looking after number one.
— Gary Delaney (@GaryDelaney) August 10, 2020
If you’re ever in a comedy club and a professional comedian is so hack that they do a "Karen" joke
— Glenn Wool (@GlennWool) August 13, 2020
You should ask to speak to the manager
Published: 14 Aug 2020
