Tweets of the week

Quote of the week

‘People have got  sick of hating me’ Ben Elton

Tweets of the week

When God gives you lemons, ask Him/Her for a more exciting gesture to prove His/Her existence

— Sanjeev Kohli (@govindajeggy) January 31, 2020

villain: ok we've injected you with truth serum

Tony the Tiger: they're fine

— Pru (@prufrockluvsong) January 21, 2020

A clique walked into a bar

It’s an inn joke

— vivienne clore (@Vivienneclore) January 31, 2020

That time I was in London & the shopkeeper refused my money cause it was a Scottish note pic.twitter.com/JeJg5OcOkA

— Joe Heenan (@joeheenan) January 31, 2020

I'm worried that I haven't really got impostor syndrome.

— David Quantick (@quantick) January 29, 2020

LGBT marches are always in the summer, because Pride comes before the Fall

— Ayn Randy (@ItsAndyRyan) January 31, 2020

"Make it so-so."
- Capt. Jean-lukewarm Picard.

— paul bassett davies (@thewritertype) January 31, 2020

Published: 31 Jan 2020