Quotes and tweets of the week

Quote and tweets of the week…

Quote of the week

'Comedians aren't always terribly nice. We're not obliged to be nice, we're generally pretty unsavouy' Barry Humprhies.

Tweets of the week

"A hashTAAAAAAG?!"
- Lady Bracknell on Twitter

— Craig Deeley 🇪🇺🏳️‍🌈 (@craiguito) April 29, 2019

"To unlock the bonus level, you have to collect all the rings, roll up your trouser leg and learn the secret handshake" - Masonic the Hedgehog.

— Jason (@NickMotown) April 30, 2019

First they came for the quiet people and I didn't speak up. Bugger.

— GlennyRodge (@GlennyRodge) May 2, 2019

I was staying at a friend’s and he said ‘I’ll make up the spare room’, and he was true to his word, there was no spare room.

— Gary Delaney (@GaryDelaney) April 29, 2019

GIRLFRIEND: walkie talkies are the least romantic anniversary gift ever... this relationship is over

ME: this is relationship is what, Sarah? Over.

— Ben (@0point5twins) April 29, 2019

Published: 3 May 2019