Tweets and quote of the week

Quote of the week

'I can do Hamlet but under no circumstances could I do stand-up.'

Tweets of the week

I’ve just put some moisturiser on. Let that sink in for a moment.

— Gary Delaney (@GaryDelaney) April 18, 2018

The menu at Michael Stipe's restaurant's quite unusual… That's ghee in the korma, and that's Brie in the pot right, fusing with the pigeon.

— Neil (@_Enanem_) April 17, 2018

These boxes have higher self esteem than me pic.twitter.com/2twq3Cw4kS

— Cara Weinberger (@caraweinberger) April 18, 2018

Published: 20 Apr 2018