Sean McLoughlin on the best and worst of the Edinburgh Fringe

 Sean McLoughlin recalls his most embarrassing Edinburgh experience; what he can't get enough of at the festival; and the worst thing about the Fringe. Apart from the cost of accommodation, obviously.

Fringe cringe

In 2015 someone wet themselves during one of my shows. The urine eventually soaked through their clothes and formed a puddle on the floor. 

You may think that sounds like the ultimate compliment for a comedian but I assure you it was actually quite distressing for the poor person (who unquestionably hated my act) and the smell made any hope of the gig doing well quite impossible. Industry comps, am I right?

Fringe binge

My issue is that I love seeing all my friends and colleagues showing off their immense talent and smashing gigs as hard as possible BUT I also love it when everyone dies on their arse because ultimately they’re the best stories to hear and tell afterward.

I think a rate of 95 per cent huge success and 5 per cent catastrophe would be ideal. 

Fringe whinge

I’ve always thought the venues pay their staff way too much and way too often. £10 a day for 12 hours work? What is this, Sweden?

In fact, I wish the Fringe was more corporate generally. There are loads of amazing shows happening but comedians scrimp on PR and posters so nobody ever hears about them. Maybe if we had a trophy for the best comedy show it would make everyone happier and more fulfilled.  I’m sure a beer or a financial advice website would love to be associated with such a venture.

Also, this might mean more Londoners come up for the festival which would be great because these Scottish idiots don’t know anything about the Tube. Half of them don’t even know what a Tube is. Ah well. 

• Sean McLoughlin is performing So Be It at Pleasance Courtyard at 7:55pm throughout the festival. 

Published: 14 Aug 2022