Who's taking part in Comedians Taking Penalties?
Chloe Petts’ new internet series
The acts taking part in Chloe Petts’ new internet series Comedians Taking Penalties have been announced.
The eight-part series launches on YouTube on Tuesday, with each comedian facing a series of ridiculous football challenges, before going toe-to-toe with Chloe in a penalty shootout
Those taking part are:
Episode 1: Nish Kumar
Episode 2: Harriet Kemsley
Episode 3: Rhys James
Episode 4: Lou Sanders
Episode 5: Sophie Duker
Episode 6: Olga Koch
Episode 7: Flo & Joan
Episode 8: Mathew Baynton
Fellow comedian Stuart Laws will be the goalkeeper, as well as being Petts’ sidekick.
Petts joked: ‘I came here to take names and kick balls and I'm all outta names.’
In a trailer promoting the series she added: ‘Are you tired of the beautiful game turning ugly? Then let us fill your footballing heart with joy, courtesy of our eight-part football minis-eries.
’It’s the football contest nobody asked for, but we're doing it anyway. Eight comedians, eight penalty shootouts and a bunch of other absurd ways to rack up valuable points.
‘For the footballing comic who tops the leaderboard at the end of the series a very cheap trophy and bragging rights for at least, I don't know, a week maybe?’
Chortle first reported on the series – made by Graham Norton’s production company So Television – in June.
The format is said to have been inspired by SkySports Soccer AM, which came to an end in 2023 after an almost 20-year run, and featured one segment in which celebrities took penalties.
Petts is a dedicated Crystal Palace fan who contributed regularly to Sky Sports. And she’s no slouch at taking penalties herself, as this shootout with former Palace midfielder Shauna Guyatt proves:
The episodes will be released here.
Published: 22 Nov 2025
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Past Shows
Edinburgh Fringe 2016
Edinburgh Fringe 2021
Stuart Laws: Putting Zoo (Work in progress)
Stuart Laws: Single Father of None
Edinburgh Fringe 2022
Stuart Laws? Is That Guy Still Going? (WIP)
Stuart Laws? Is That Guy Still Going? (WIP)
Agent
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